Elway (acoustic)

Tim Browne, lead singer of Elway, is a man of many talents—most notably, mastering the art of turning his emotional baggage into something resembling punk music. After years of yelling his feelings into a microphone, he’s now too busy (or too lazy) to write his own bio, so naturally, he outsourced the job to ChatGPT. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you combine AI with mid-tier existential crises, this bio is your answer. Come see Tim and Elway live, where he’ll continue screaming into the void while the void politely scrolls through TikTok.