Bio
After thirty short years, the Death Rosenstock Family Band is finally returning to The Fest!! As their (friends’) hit song says “Rejoice!!” The band spent the last two years touring the world off their 2023 record HELLMODE but honestly we’re not really promoting anything in particular right now, just trying to rip a good gig you know what I’m saying? If you’ve never seen us before, expect to see some punk shit but with a lot of keyboards in various stages of workingness, some of which will be played one or zero times. If you have seen us before, you know the deal, but add in a 10% factor of disappointment due to recent critical acclaim and/or Children & Family Emmy nominations, as well as heightened expectations after a long lapse in Festing. Maybe include a 10% body collapse fear factor due to old. But also, expect the unexpected you know??? When we open our hearts to all the possibilities of life that’s when we really start living!!! Life’s a train we’re all just along for the ride!!! Wow I never thought of it that way!!! Oh my god you guys I hope you enjoyed reading this bio!!! Can you tell I accidentally deleted it and had to write it again???
— Jeff
