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You Vandal

You Vandal

Gainesville, FL

Jump Start Records

Bio

Earlier today, when I was waiting to use the private bathroom, I witnessed Michael Patrick Porkins’ father performing oral on the mystery judge of the competition. I’ve been conflicted about whether to say anything, because I feel like Michael Patrick Porkins could win it even without the oral. His father didn’t need to do the oral! And that is why this is so tough… for me to tell about the oral.

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