Danny Hughes

So, I would like to talk about something.

After last Fest it was brought to my attention that the Garlic Noodles Loosey’s did for meal trade were terrible. One person actually said “I love Loosey’s, but what the fuck was that?”

I’ll tell you what that was- that was free food.  Free garlic noodles!
I make that shit all the time and its delicious.

Anyway, I think something got missed in the execution there and I should have stopped in to check on them from time to time, but I didn’t BECAUSE I WAS WORKING!

However, that is no excuse for “tasteless, oily bullshit” or “inedible to the point that I felt bad for my fork.”  So I will give you all my word, right now:  the garlic noodles at Loosey’s this year are going to be the envy of Fest 23 meal trade.  You will brag about how good they are.  You will say to your friends “How was the hot dog? Oh yeah? Fuck your hot dog because I had the god damn garlic noodles at Loosey’s and that shit was fuckin fire!  Fuck your hot dogs!”

I owe to Fest to make up for this transgression.
I’m sorry.  I really am.
I’ll make it up to you, I promise.

I’m from Newberry (Gainesville adjacent).

I play songs about murder, alien abduction, hurricanes and 1,000 tall monsters.
Don’t believe me?  Come see.  And bring your garlic noodles.

Cheers, y’all.