Anna Valenzuela is ferociously funny. On stage, she charms audiences with stories showcasing her incredible resiliency and insight. No matter what happens in her life — car wreck, house fire, hysterectomy — she can turn it into a fantastic joke. Also, she’s hot.
“YOU’RE FUNNY AS A MOTHERFUCKER, AND YOU LOOK GOOD!” – Snoop Dogg
Recent comedy projects include her first comedy album, Murderpuss. Murderpuss is an excellent introduction to Anna, produced by Burn This Records. Full of heart and chisme, Murderpuss features jokes about her challenging early life, wild adventures in dating, and the gauntlet of getting proper health care under the male gaze comprising the American medical system.
In her limited but well-used spare time, Anna’s co-written and acted in the feature-length comedy, Unfriendly Fire (Greater & Grander Productions). You can also spot her acting in multiple short films from G&G, and on Comedy Central’s Roast battle, where she ground the dignity of competitors to dust with her kitten heels. Consistently booked in Los Angeles, Anna also spreads the laughter, performing at clubs internationally and nationwide. She’s been a featured performer at Warped Tour, High Plains (CO), Altercation Comedy Fest (TX), Limestone Comedy Festival (IN) and appears frequently at the Comedy Store and the Improv.
