4 gentlemen from Orlando, FL. They used to play in other bands. Some of them still do, but one thing is for sure.. they all play in Teen Agers. We realize you must have a lot of questions and since this is being written on the eve of Passover we will present you with the 4 questions… of Teen Agers at Fest 13. Why is this band different from all other bands?
Q: Why is it that Teen Agers sound an awful lot like the music we listened to as adolescents entangled with the sophisticated melodic melancholy that our finely aged musical palates so desperately desire?
A: Because that was a rhetorical question.
Q:. Why is it that I go to see this band play over the other 17 bands that will be playing at the same time as their Fest 13 time slot?
A: Because they will bring candy to give you during their set. We know your mother told you not to take candy from strangers, but it’s not like you took any of her other advise this year.
Q: Why is it that this band is putting out a split 7” with Gainesville’s own Rehasher?
>A: Because we’re using that questions as self promotion. We’re kind of good at business. Kind of.
Q: Why is it that Teen Agers don’t appear to be actual teenagers?
Because… come on dude, it was a joke. We’re like 30 or something.