Seagulls

TL:DR: Unclean, middle-aged abominations play fast and screech and steal your food.

Lev 11:13-16 NKJV

¹³ ‘And these you shall regard as an abomination among the birds; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, the vulture, the buzzard, ¹⁴ the kite, and the falcon after its kind; ¹⁵ every raven after its kind, ¹⁶ the ostrich, the short-eared owl, the seagull, and the hawk after its kind;