Telethon are a rock & roll quintet from sunny Wisconsin. They made their first LP in the basement of a college library, andthen a couple months later made their second LP with renowned musical wizard man Jack Shirley, with whom they just got done making their 3rd LP: a 28-track cotdamn rock opera about, you guessed it! The anxieties of modern livin’… but also much more. It’ll come out this fall. Watch for it! When they’re not shattering eardrums, they enjoy frozen yogurt, getting turnt to some Hootie, assorted candles and incense, and trying on hats. They are so so so so so so excited to play Electric Daisy Carnival this year oops I meant THE FEST 16. HOLY CRAP.