We're only a nerds when we look into the mirror.
Cuz' we're actually cool - the chess players of the year.
This tape on our glasses? Is because we got into a fight.
When some kids, dissed Star Trek last night.
Our pants aren't high waters, They're male Capris.
The drug we take is Benadryl, for all our allergies.
And we don't need a girlfriend, cuz' they play hard to get.
But we do date models, Via the Internet.
Every time we watch Star Wars,we shed a little tear
But like we said, we're only nerds when we look into the mirror.