Too Many Daves
You're forced to live in a world where getting awesome constantly goes wrong. The neon glow of your television set guides you to reality through reality tv. The undead walk the Earth communicating to themselves through mobile headsets. Hippies in effeminate swashbuckler masks look for another reason not to work or bath. How the fuck does one eat a double xl chalupa and not get the squirts? Too many mysteries, too many responsibilities and all the more reason to give up on life and move into your mothers carriage house. Build that "dudes room" you've always dreamed about while the wife was away at work. Too Many Daves are the embodiment of that dudes room complete with gooey floors and your very own helper monkey.