Pure Graft
Newcastle, England
Pure Graft met after an encounter on the set of ABC's "Home Improvement" where Hub was playing Tim Allen playing Tim Taylor and Lesta was playing Richard Karn playing Al Borland. After Lesta (Al) had told Hub (Tim) to be careful and told him the virtues of a "safety first" approach, Hub (Tim) simply roared "MORE POWER!" and attacked a live power cable with a souped up chainsaw.
The ensuing explosion left them both severely brain damaged and destroyed anysemblance of taste that they had previously had.
There new found love of shoddy punk rock was embraced and after recruiting more of the more easily influenced cast members, Ben (Wilson, the neighbour), Dave (Jill, the wife) and Mcaz (all of those annoying long haired hippy kids) Pure Graft was born. To this day they follow the mantra of "MORE POWER" and constantly find themselves in new and ever more exciting, dangerous situations.
When not narrowly avoiding death, Pure Graft can be found drinking in old man pubs around Newcastle, England, cursing ABC for cancelling their show and wishing they could remember when they were the boss of Pamela Anderson.
