I would love to do a thing where we all wore pretty hats and met up for mimosas. I like doing gay shit like that.

I will bring the nail polish and hot rollers!!

yeah momma! i be up for that shit. mabe more of the drinkin than hats. too many penis punkers. i'll bring the everclear.

are we talking obnoxious purple and red hat society or book club?

sarcastic responses:

1) so there will be like, what, six of us there?

2) you're planning a gay girl event?

Sarcasm noted.

1) sounds nice and intimate, we can get some real female bonding going, maybe share some recipes. Haha

2) for the record: I like dicks.

we can talk about hot Fest dudes.

Omg he's so dreamy.

I'm sure the only thoughts that will be running through my brain will be about food and "oh man its humid, why am I so sticky?"

I also like dicks.

But I live with all dicks, I work with all dicks and I am about to go on vacation with pretty much all dicks. Some lady time would be fun, even if there are only six of us there.

I don't care what kind of hat. I just know that I like them and nothing says "let's do something obnoxious and girly" like putting on a frilly hat, which would be totally gay to 99 percent of the other festers.

Is Tara posting someplace on here? I met her at 4 and she was real sweet and she lives there so she could tell us sistas where to hook up.

It'll be nice to meet some ladies in a sea of sausage.

That would be excellent, guh. excellent.

im willing to shave all my body hair and wear some make up if i can sit in on one of these lesbianbookclubslumberparties i mean like dancing sweating and smelling like poo poo from being in packed clubs all day as much as the next dude but id like to be in the company of less smelly or glowing more modest fawns for atleast a couple minutes to make sure i havent flipped any switches in my head but i guess wearing makeup might indicate a flipped switch

I just picture wacky, eighties-movie style antics . . . Drunken Paddy leading a troupe of drunks (with ladders) to some secret Fest girl (or grrl, whatever) hangout. And, as mentioned earlier, antics ensure, in the style or your favorite eighties comedy.

Can we have samosas too since I don't drink mimosas?? They rhyme and indian food rules!

Lol, I'm not making any rules except one. You can have anything you want, except a penis.

If you have a penis, you'll have to go away.

Anyway, I don't know jack about Gainesville, where is a good place to do this?