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 Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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signaldistress wrote:  but do you have these things down here. When i first moved to richmond these guys scared the fuck out of me, well, they still kinda do. we got those too...well maybe not the camel cricket, but big fuckin grasshoppers or locusts and they too swarm....and eat all your plants...again...Florida Rules!
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| Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:51 amPosts: 24 |
are there ever news reports of some drunk ass UF dudebro trying to wrestle an gator and got his shit ruined?
that would rule |
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 Joined: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:30 amPosts: 52Location: Sheffield, England
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haha wrote: it doesn't matter. everybody at the Fest is going to be walking like a gator is chasing them anyway.
hahahaha, I cannot fucking wait to see some gators! So is it absolute bullshit that you are suppoesed to run in a zigzag pattern to escape them?
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 Joined: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:02 pmPosts: 887Location: gainesville
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slurp wrote: I'm surprised that no one's said anything about our ginormous flying cockroaches. Talk about shitting your pants, wait til one tries to divebomb your head.
 fuck dude, i've actually seen these in the bathroom of Wayward Council
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| Joined: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:52 pmPosts: 6Location: Gainesville |
j freeman wrote: are there ever news reports of some drunk ass UF dudebro trying to wrestle an gator and got his shit ruined?
that would rule Not that I can remember, BUT there are a lot of stories about sissy rat dogs that the sowhority girls bring to Lake Alice on campus getting eaten/attacked. So many in fact that they had to put up a sign. |
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 Joined: Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:00 pmPosts: 726Location: tampa town
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Tina wrote: sissy rat dogs
haha reminds me of the newest curb yr entusiasm episode hahahah
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 Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:58 amPosts: 1097Location: St. Pete, FLA
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i think this is one of my favorite threads on here...
dude don't forget 'Bufos' aka Cane Toads. they fuckin' spray poison at you! |
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 Joined: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:48 pmPosts: 113Location: Campbell, CA
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Chewy_Almighty wrote: i think this is one of my favorite threads on here...
dude don't forget 'Bufos' aka Cane Toads. they fuckin' spray poison at you! people VACATION here? it sounds more like a safari.
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| Joined: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:48 pmPosts: 113Location: Campbell, CA
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johnny newshoes wrote: and when i lived in hollywood we had some huge cockroaches...and they flew. and they crawled on my ex girlfriend's face. maybe she deserved it?
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| Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:25 amPosts: 280 |
I'm more worried about snakes. I hate those bastards and if there's any about I'm going straight home. I hate them and I'm very scared of them.
Andy Bailey HSI wrote: So do alligators actually roam the streets of Gainesville? Will I get the chance to throw a hunk of meat to one?
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| Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:58 amPosts: 1097Location: St. Pete, FLA
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newportandy wrote: I'm more worried about snakes. I hate those bastards and if there's any about I'm going straight home. I hate them and I'm very scared of them.
Andy Bailey HSI wrote: So do alligators actually roam the streets of Gainesville? Will I get the chance to throw a hunk of meat to one? you shouldn't have to worry about them much. i mean most of them are in the swamps (moccasins, copperheads, coral snakes, rattlesnakes) you might see a black racer or a corn snake. but those are harmless. there's boas and pythons now too....that's more towards the everglades though... |
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| Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:25 amPosts: 280 |
What the fcuk is a Black Racer or a Corn Snake?
Seriously I hate them, they are horrible creatures best rid from the face of the earth. Andrew Chewy_Almighty wrote: newportandy wrote: I'm more worried about snakes. I hate those bastards and if there's any about I'm going straight home. I hate them and I'm very scared of them. Andy Bailey HSI wrote: So do alligators actually roam the streets of Gainesville? Will I get the chance to throw a hunk of meat to one? you shouldn't have to worry about them much. i mean most of them are in the swamps (moccasins, copperheads, coral snakes, rattlesnakes) you might see a black racer or a corn snake. but those are harmless. there's boas and pythons now too....that's more towards the everglades though... |
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| Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:43 amPosts: 23Location: california |
prettymess wrote: johnny newshoes wrote: and when i lived in hollywood we had some huge cockroaches...and they flew. and they crawled on my ex girlfriend's face. maybe she deserved it? she totally did! and i dont really know anyone from campbell anymore, was a long time ago. tim and victoria alexander are the only ones. they went to westmont. i moved before high school so i never made those lifelong bonds with anyone other than kids in the neighborhood. with every thread and post i read i get more and more excited! gonna be the best weekend ever.
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| Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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Bailey HSI wrote: haha wrote: it doesn't matter. everybody at the Fest is going to be walking like a gator is chasing them anyway. hahahaha, I cannot fucking wait to see some gators! So is it absolute bullshit that you are suppoesed to run in a zigzag pattern to escape them? it's true. they don't corner so well. best to go zigzag with a dive to one side, fakey styled. maybe we can go cow tippin after that.
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 Joined: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:13 pmPosts: 123Location: Orlando, fl
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sharkie wrote: slurp wrote: I'm surprised that no one's said anything about our ginormous flying cockroaches. Talk about shitting your pants, wait til one tries to divebomb your head. fuck dude, i've actually seen these in the bathroom of Wayward Council these fucking things keep getting in my house and im seriously sick of it... if you aren't from this area.. I'll guarantee you'll see these fuckers... if its quiet enough you can hear them scuttle as well... the huge weird birds you'll see are sick though... |
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