STINGER???? Wtf is this thing from the jurrassic era?? Please tell me this shit will only jump at me if I'm holding raw chicken. Please please. I can handle gators, I can handle bugs having sex. I really don't think I can handle king sting. The west coast has earthquakes but they don't bite jump or sting.

why I ask my parents why we moved from L.A. when I was younger they always just say like earthquakes and air pollution and random bullshit
my next question is always why the fuck they picked the hurricane capital of the world as the safest place for me to grow up

how can you think of hurricanes when you see them gorgeous beaches on the coast? and Disney World! haha

I'm surprised that no one's said anything about our ginormous flying cockroaches. Talk about shitting your pants, wait til one tries to divebomb your head.

and the leaping lizards from an early post.

those bitches are always stealing my spot on the couch. You have to be like 'move bitch, get out the way!' and just watch out for their tailwhips...
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I'm only 5ft2. Those bastard crabs will go right for my face!

I will fight it!

In all seriousness, I really wanna see some gators. We have squirrels, that's the nearest thing in the Manchester ghetto.

yes, and they fight...then you have these huge beetles with pincers that are really strong...

...oh, and the salamanders, they bite and like to jump at you...plus, it's like a snake on legs and they move at light speed like they're on crack

remember when you'd tie a couple of these to the bottoms of your shoes when you couldn't afford roller skates?

I remebered when I first moved into town and found one of those suckers in my sink. I went to the front office the next day and they told me they were Palmetto bugs and not giant roaches. Like that made it better or something lol

but do you have these things down here. When i first moved to richmond these guys scared the fuck out of me, well, they still kinda do.[/quote]

alligators are awesome! i met a girl who went to uf and she sent me that pic of the alligator crawling up the door and i printed it out and kept it on my desk at work. id play cards with him. we'd mad hang out. seeing one on the streets would be awesome. he'd probably be on his way to see seaweed.

earthquakes are kind of a trip. i still remember the 89 earthquake vividly. the one that collapsed the bay bridge and halted the world series...and got me a day off school, it was sweet.

and when i lived in hollywood we had some huge cockroaches...and they flew. and they crawled on my ex girlfriend's face.

it doesn't matter. everybody at the Fest is going to be walking like a gator is chasing them anyway.

damn near any lake on campus has bunches of them. we also have a zoo with some big mofuckas