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 Joined: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:58 amPosts: 174Location: Tampa, FL
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mackenzie..yeah, that guy wrote: They just fly around fucking...ass to ass in flight. It's quite amazing.
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Lovebugs.jpg/250px-Lovebugs.jpg"> |
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| Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:38 pmPosts: 110Location: Orlando, FL |
I hate those things. They have no sense of decency or shame.
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 Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:58 amPosts: 1097Location: St. Pete, FLA
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jonny c wrote: mackenzie..yeah, that guy wrote: They just fly around fucking...ass to ass in flight. It's quite amazing. <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Lovebugs.jpg/250px-Lovebugs.jpg"> this should've been posted in Fest sex. coz this'll definitely be happening all weekend. |
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| Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:58 amPosts: 1097Location: St. Pete, FLA
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Bailey HSI wrote: So do alligators actually roam the streets of Gainesville? Will I get the chance to throw a hunk of meat to one?
once in awhile you find one wandering (people) inhabited areas. they're more laid back then crocodiles....which is a rarer sight to see. i wouldn't feed it though. you'd just encourage it to interact with people more.... |
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 Joined: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:15 pmPosts: 791Location: Shit-cago
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I know half of this is probably lies . . . just the same, I'll be expecting to be eaten at any moment.
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| Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:47 pmPosts: 24Location: Gainesville |
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 Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:08 pmPosts: 1833Location: Glasgow, Scotland.
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Danny Dickhead wrote: I know half of this is probably lies . . . just the same, I'll be expecting to be eaten at any moment.
It's like your big brother tells you horror stories, you know it's nonsense but it doesn't stop a slight sense of The Fear.
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 Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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Danny Dickhead wrote: I know half of this is probably lies . . . just the same, I'll be expecting to be eaten at any moment.
it's all true. that having been said, it's all not a big deal. you learn to deal with it. in the great plains, you got tornadas. on the west coast, you got earthquakes. canada can be cold as fuck. in the northeast, you got assholes. everyplace has it's problems...and they are all easy to drink away.
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| Joined: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:15 pmPosts: 791Location: Shit-cago
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I realize now that I must send out alligator-themed postcards from Fest.
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| Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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Danny Dickhead wrote: I realize now that I must send out alligator-themed postcards from Fest.
fucking tourist...haha
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| Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 5:48 amPosts: 86Location: Leeds UK |
jesus christ. there will be alligators? i'm glad i'm not going. is there going to be a peg leg shop next to the tattoo parlour?
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| Joined: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:35 pmPosts: 17Location: Tarpon Springs FL |
yeah, this is all true.
its not like gators are all over the place, my sister goes to UF and rarely sees them. even if you do see one, unless youre holding raw chicken i doubt theyll approach you. and this hurricane season was really lacking |
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 Joined: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:48 pmPosts: 113Location: Campbell, CA
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iliketohangout wrote: i also advise everyone to watch out for the coconut crabs too
<img src=http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/CoconutCrab1.jpg> If I see one of those things I will honest to god shit my pants. I was only planning on wearing one pair maybe I should rethink that. WHAT THE HELL! They can jump?? 5-6 feet is where my FACE is.... I'm a tiny lady. Goddamnit. I thought gators were scary, I will buy one a beer. Can we scare the crabs back into swamps or something? Do they live in swamps?? I want to stay away from them.
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 Joined: Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:00 pmPosts: 726Location: tampa town
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yeah the coconut crabs can jump up to five feet. but they usually don't go for the face, so don't worry.
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| Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:58 amPosts: 1097Location: St. Pete, FLA
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the trick is you just grab them from behind. just watch out for their stinger.
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