Yep, Hobie and I were on the Baywatch set a few years ago, shooting a scene at the local aquarium when the crew decided to call it a night. I stuck around, smoked a doob and checked out some of the local wildlife. A few of the harbor seals were playing around and blowing on those horns. Well, I decided to put my "horn" at the end of the row for a blow...and the rest is history.

Mama Mia! You haven't lived unless you've experienced the sweet "thwappity thwapp" of seal skin and blubber on sand.

Don't go telling me this is wrong because sailors have been doing this for centuries. Haven't you read all those stories about "mermaids?" I think you get my drift.

Besides, sardine oil is cheap. It stings a little at first, but you get used to it and it works like a charm.

Just follow my motto: "When you see a flipper, down goes your zipper!"

See you at the Radon show.

That we talked about years ago?? I like the sea mammal angle. I hear manatees are good lays too.

dolphinsex.org

i don't know if that page is still around though.