While this thread is super amusing and most likely a troll account, the guy did have one point:

BE RESPECTFUL OF THE CITY. It still was really sad to witness two dudes coming out of the Atlantic last year and drunkenly decide to pick up and throw a trash bin down on the corner of the street.

You're visiting, but people live in the town. Just cause its Fest and you want to have fun, don't be rude and trash everything in site.

Yeah, I want one too. If I see someone wearing one of these bad boys at the Fest I am going to laugh until I cry (as I just did reading this thread).

Thank you immensely for the entertainment, Mr Skooby. (Mr Dooby? Mr Doobydooby?)

Also Mr Doobydooby, I'm sorry you can't ride your bike on the sidewalk. Where I come from, this isn't legal, if it makes you feel any better.

I hope it does.

Trying to get the shirts finalized but I procrastinated / had some money issues come up, so it'll be a crap shoot on whether or not they'll be ready.

But, you may see some of these "business cards" from me and a buddy as a way to keep in touch with all of our Fest friends...

These look so sweet! I hope these are ready in time.

I really want one of these.. seriously if you can make it happen.

Chill the fuck out. Seriously. If you don't want to be a part of Fest don't come downtown on that weekend. It'll be fine. In other news, I don't think anyone is going to stand for random acts of violence or douche baggery. Even the fuckin cops like Fest because all these kids are fuckin cool. You are officially the first person I have ever heard say that you hate Fest. If you love Gainesville so much, pay fucking attention and realize what a great event this is and how much money and visitors (both local and out of town/state/country) it brings to visit downtown Gainesville and how unique our little place is. Fuck off, dude. Get over yourself and hang out somewhere else Fest weekend. Or, even better than that, get over yourself, pop your fucking bubble and meet some new people, listen to a new band you've never heard and expand your horizons. Chances are, you'll live through it and the sun will come up on Monday. Fuckin dick.

you're a little late dude...

I know, but I was doing my weekly catch up on the board last night, so that and got really pissed. I hate that people like that guy exist and can't break out of their bubble for three fucking days and just get over themselves.

DH3

I'm pretty sure it was just a troll

And we had done so well in not feeding it until now. This thread was my ultimate evidence Fest is the best thing ever. Even on the internet where the slightest inflammatory comment causes a mass furore of insult trading and such like, we took it, laughed, made shirts, badges and business cards about the whole thing and it'll probably become the thing to joke about all weekend. I intend on taking every opportunity I get to tell people that I 'don't play around' and that what they're doing won't happen on my watch.

lol I hope everyone does this.

I thought this had said:




..Damn.

I wonder if Scooby enjoyed the Gator game today?

So who is ready for Fest? I hope what Scooby has comin for us is wrapped in bacon...