I appreciate that. It's just, as a former middle school girl, it gets old when the boys always get to be the deflowering conquerors while we have to be the sluts. And the butts of the misogynist jokes.[/quote]


If it makes you feel better, I wasn't a deflowering conqueror. I had sex for the first time at like 19 or 20...and felt bad, and called my best friend and played harmonica over his voicemail for like 2 hours. And called my friend, (now my wife) to tell her that I loved her and I mistakenly thought having sex with a girl was a good idea. hahaha. So, to be perfectly honest, I was also a middle school girl in middle school. Friend zone:represent!


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I was a Deflowering conqueror and a slut in high school, i mean whats the point of having a young fit body if not to fuck as much as humanly possible? And Elly babe, my better guess is that 99.5% of festgoers are not Mysogynistic pricks, so stop jumping all over dudes balls for not being PC enough for you, its kind of a buzzkill... I understand your past experiences with men must have been really shitty and that sucks, truly, but you can't hold all men responsible for some douchebag you knew in high school.

With that said, heres some .5% mysogyny for you... If women diddnt respond so well to it, men wouldnt do it...fact

Are you telling me, the bumper sticker on my truck is a lie?!

Where's Mike Barnes?!?!!??!?!?!

Your bumper sticker is no liar Anthony, as only a visitor to Hull, Ali-Machines wasn't given full access to Hull's attractions. We have a Sea World & Universal Studios but you have to prove you were born in Hull to get in!

Dickish Internet misogyny is bad enough, but misspelling my name and patronizing me with sexist petnames… Really?
Way to be yet another "shitty experience with men."

Few statements are more privileged and selfish than telling someone not to be so PC. When you say that, you're telling someone your right to say whatever you want is more important than considering how what you say affects others. Who cares that someone is hurt or offended or belittled or insulted as long as you get to say what you want, right?

It may be possible that 99.5 percent of Festgoers are not intentionally misogynist, but that doesn't mean they don't do misogynist things ("Don't be a pussy; get this pit going!") (That crowd of dudes who started shouting "Show your tits" the last time I saw The Bouncing Souls). If you don't think even the TINIEST BIT that the punk scene is a white, straight, cis boys club, then I can't help you.

"I am sorry people are so tired of me writing about misogyny. I occasionally get tired of living in a world defined by it."
Alyssa Rosenberg

Well, boys will be boys, if it really bothers you so much, i feel terribly sorry for you. life is too short and cruel to get hung up on a bunch of drunk dudes shouting to see some boobage ( i'm also willing to bet that some chick showed her tits, thus reinforcing the behavior), and i really dont mean to offend, but life is so much more enjoyable when you let the shit slide to the gutter instead of clenching it in your fist shouting "Who did this!?" also, i call most women babe, most women respond well to it, like calling a man 'man' or 'dude', and by no means would i want you as a pet, i prefer Man's Best Friend to any catty feminist...

But most of all, It's okay babe, it really is... Find me at Fest and bitch my ears off, you seem the type to need to vent, and that's healthy sometimes. But you really, really need to learn the art of chilling the fuck out and not being on the defensive so much, always bracing for attack is no way to live. seriously though, meet me, we will talk...

Fest hookup #1!

I'm putting my money on Baker being Matt Canino, bored and trolling.

I can see where you might draw some similarities, but you'd end up losing that money... im just a sexist mysogyinistic asstick who subjugates women by holding doors for them, and calling them 'Ma'am' and 'Miss' and not punching them in the face when they attack me or piss me off like i would anything else without two tits and a twat...not to mention the male dominated culture of paying for a $23 salad that she's not going to eat a quarter of..

This thread has taken a turn.

Yes. One which I'd personally like to veto.

Okay lets get this back on track then

I'm Baker, if you havn't already guessed, im a bit of an asshole. and i will never, ever apologise for being who and what i am. im a generally reasonable guy, i am not mike camino or whoever that elodin guy thought i may be, and despite abhorrent differences in lifestyles and opinions, i can usually find a common ground on which to stand with just about anybody...BUT! remember, i am a punk, and an asshole...and im not sorry for that

i also do children's birthdays...

I've been on the board, but just realized I never posted in this thread yet, so here it goes.

Hi! I'm Mike. This will be my third Fest in a row, but the first one where I'll be on the official Fest photo team. I'm excited to be able to capture all your pretty faces as you drunkenly scream lyrics at some of my favorite bands.

Hey, everyone calls me Chewy. this will be my 8th Fest. really winging it this year. haven't bothered to look at the schedule at all. just remembered my password on here. think i might be staying at the hampton inn. helping out with Kiss of Death...probably. can't wait to hang with friends near and far, see some bands, drink some drinks, and eat some Flaco's. if anyone likes to shoot pool, let's meet up at the Palomino. winner buys drinks.

facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chewy.hemphill
twitter: @rye_spirits

You're saying I missed out on Universal and Sea World and had to settle for The Deep? And all because I'm from the West side of Yorkshire? Well thats shit! It's only the weather thats dull in Hull

BUMPER STICKERS DON'T LIE!Also, although I'm not a fan, Doctor Who (S3E10) took place in Hull England....according to my wife.