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 Joined: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:35 amPosts: 90Location: Vagina Beach, Virginia
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Buy them a drink.
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 Joined: Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:17 pmPosts: 133Location: Sydney, Australia
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I am incapable of growing a beard. It's a disability. Beers will help ease the pain.
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| Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:58 pmPosts: 8 |
showerbeers wrote: I am incapable of growing a beard. It's a disability. Beers will help ease the pain. Ditto. |
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| Joined: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:35 amPosts: 90Location: Vagina Beach, Virginia
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UNITE!
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| Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:48 amPosts: 165Location: Gainesville |
Frick yeah, estrogen and strangers keeping me in Diet Cokes all weekend!!
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 Joined: Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:36 pmPosts: 184Location: Fuckneckville, NC
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Yeah us unbearded ones still need a beer-deding.
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 Joined: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:46 amPosts: 257Location: Gainesville, FL
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Guess I'm getting some free drinks this Fest...
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| Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:11 amPosts: 10 |
As a beardless guy who will be at Fest, this is relevant to my interests. I fully back this motion, and vote in its favor.
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| Joined: Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:17 pmPosts: 133Location: Sydney, Australia
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Aye
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| Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:35 pmPosts: 24Location: Charlotte, NC |
lets be real guys, the full fledged beard is kind of cliched at this point. Plus most peoples beards when grown out too much and doused in PBR smell like shit. I'm a proponent of the five oclock shadow and dirt stache all weekend.
That being said, my portugese heritage would make that a beard by 2 am sunday morning anyway. Oh sheesh.
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 Joined: Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:30 amPosts: 103Location: New York City
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What if you see someone with a beard???
I started growing my Fest beard maybe a month and a half ago
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| Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:01 amPosts: 33 |
my beard is 6 years and 8 months old. i pity the beardless.
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 Joined: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:33 pmPosts: 65Location: Tallahassee, FL
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I don't have a beard but I'll take a beer(d) or two or five
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 Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:24 pmPosts: 37Location: Oakland, CA
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I have a goatee, can someone just smoke me out? I don't really care about the beer!
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| Joined: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:35 amPosts: 90Location: Vagina Beach, Virginia
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Goatees are for child molesters and cops dude.
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