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| Joined: Sat May 26, 2012 1:00 pmPosts: 3Location: hogtown |
Alright so this Fest just like any other Fest there's gonna a fuckin mob of SHITHEADS walkin around clogging up the sidewalks yelling pissing vomiting leaving trash everywhere fuckin telling me(a gainesville native) how I'm supposed to ride my fuckin bike. Well fuck you shitheads, this is my city. You think you can walk around rubbing your shit everywhere?? Not on my watch. You think you know a thing or two about gainesville??? You don't know SHIT. This thread is a warning to any potential SHITHEADS who think they can fuckin prance and dance everywhere and shit on my city just because its "the Fest". I don't play around.
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 Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:00 pmPosts: 149Location: munich, bavaria
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juggalo? WOOP WOOP!
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 Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 6:57 pmPosts: 1220Location: Kingston, UK
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Welcome to the Fest board!
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| Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:11 amPosts: 10 |
I am so gonna prance and dance around Gainesville, pissing, puking and rubbing my shit all over the city now.
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| Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:14 pmPosts: 37Location: Orlando |
Is this kid the next sawtooth?
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 Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:29 pmPosts: 38Location: OBX
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oh POOP, I'm sure the locals-only mentality is gonna go exceptionally well with a crowd that is made up of mostly out-of-towners. holy CRAP i'm stoked to watch the one reasonable local verses an horde of CACA-spreeding of DEFICATION-HEADS... it would make a great movie.
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 Joined: Sun May 01, 2011 11:23 amPosts: 117Location: gainesville
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SKOOBYDOOBYDOOBYDOO wrote: Alright so this Fest just like any other Fest there's gonna a fuckin mob of SHITHEADS walkin around clogging up the sidewalks yelling pissing vomiting leaving trash everywhere fuckin telling me(a gainesville native) how I'm supposed to ride my fuckin bike. Well fuck you shitheads, this is my city. You think you can walk around rubbing your shit everywhere?? Not on my watch. You think you know a thing or two about gainesville??? You don't know SHIT. This thread is a warning to any potential SHITHEADS who think they can fuckin prance and dance everywhere and shit on my city just because its "the Fest". I don't play around. Dear SKOOBYDOOBYDOOBYDOO, lolz.
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 Joined: Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:36 pmPosts: 184Location: Fuckneckville, NC
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OBXmotorbike wrote: oh POOP, I'm sure the locals-only mentality is gonna go exceptionally well with a crowd that is made up of mostly out-of-towners. holy CRAP i'm stoked to watch the one reasonable local verses an horde of CACA-spreeding of DEFICATION-HEADS... it would make a great movie. I dunno man, this guy doesnt seem like he's playing around, i mean he seems really serious, almost too serious, but i would prefer to see the one sane local battle hordes of PCP zombies from miami... But all the shit prancing and vomit smearing really sounds like my idea of a party, i just love to cover myself from head to toe in crusty 5-star pizza shits and roll around in trashcans and bearhug scoobydoobies girlfriend until i piss myself with excitement... thats what i did last Fest and by golly im gonna do it again. and if someone corrects your bicycling technique, theres a good chance you are doing it wrong, i mean how many ways can you ride a bike correctly? (but im pretty sure this dudes one of the Kamikaze bicyclists of gainesville that barrel down the sidewalks through people, this is normal, and does not need correcting) seriously though, pick up your trash, dont piss on everybody, and wipe your asses and dont be a douche and everything should go prancingly well
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| Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 6:57 pmPosts: 1220Location: Kingston, UK
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Baker wrote: and if someone corrects your bicycling technique, theres a good chance you are doing it wrong, i mean how many ways can you ride a bike correctly? This got me giggling to myself a lot! Surely someone can use that in a song! |
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| Joined: Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:36 pmPosts: 184Location: Fuckneckville, NC
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TimmyUK wrote: Baker wrote: and if someone corrects your bicycling technique, theres a good chance you are doing it wrong, i mean how many ways can you ride a bike correctly? This got me giggling to myself a lot! Surely someone can use that in a song! Attachment: Somesay.jpg [ 11.99 KiB | Viewed 1469 times ] Some say...
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 Joined: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:37 amPosts: 83Location: Fargo, ND
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Best thread this site has ever had.
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| Joined: Thu May 31, 2012 2:11 pmPosts: 6 |
SKOOBYDOOBYDOOBYDOO wrote: Alright so this Fest just like any other Fest there's gonna a fuckin mob of SHITHEADS walkin around clogging up the sidewalks yelling pissing vomiting leaving trash everywhere fuckin telling me(a gainesville native) how I'm supposed to ride my fuckin bike. Well fuck you shitheads, this is my city. You think you can walk around rubbing your shit everywhere?? Not on my watch. You think you know a thing or two about gainesville??? You don't know SHIT. This thread is a warning to any potential SHITHEADS who think they can fuckin prance and dance everywhere and shit on my city just because its "the Fest". I don't play around. 
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| Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:14 pmPosts: 37Location: Orlando |
MN_Dr_Nick2 wrote: Best thread this site has ever had. I'm not sure it can compare to the Fest SEX threads.. at least not yet.
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| Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 6:57 pmPosts: 1220Location: Kingston, UK
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Someone needs to make some 'i don't play around' Fest shirts! It could become the new Fest slogan!
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 Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:46 pmPosts: 180Location: Surrey, UK
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TimmyUK wrote: Someone needs to make some 'i don't play around' Fest shirts! It could become the new Fest slogan! This.
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