Tales of debauchery go here. From Breastfeeders in the Atlantic to Getting hit by cars...

Witnessed drunken people pissing in the closet of the house I was staying in

Did anyone witness the (what I assume was) drunk driver smashing into car after car down the main strip? I don't know many other details, just heard about it.

drank a couple beers last night and had a bottle of jamesson the last night. guess i was drunk afterwards.
was so hungover on monday that i stopped smoking. will only smoke cigarettes while in gainesville!
smoke up!

Lemme see...I believe it was last year when I saw folks getting high off balloons at registration. And some years back at the Venue, there were some guys doing high fives with their ass cheeks. Still one of the most horrifying things I laid eyes on.

i didn't see it, but i saw all the mess in the street, me and my buddy were like, what the fuck happened, and next day some guy told us there was a car chase

My friends and I were like right there! I think it was after the Measure(sa) I think... I dont really know all the details but we just saw a car just slam into the back of the other. crazy people!

Fest 9 near the end of the Menzingers set a guy climed up ontop of the speakers at "The Venue" and everyone in the pit put their hands up to catch him. Sadly he waited to long to jump, the song got fast, everyone pushed up to the stage. I think there was 1 guy on the ground trying to catch the guy jumping. Basically a 10+ FT high swan dive onto the concrete. Not sure how he got up after that.

Last year after the Pre-Fest at DoubleDown, I was hanging out with an Aussie who bought the biggest, heaviest, most loaded pizza I have ever seen, must've weighed a good 16 pounds. Next thing I know I'm smashed in a hallway where I'm the only American, without a wallet, keys, or my cell phone and a slip of paper in my pocket with a room number on it. I retraced my steps the next morning (can't register without my ID) I go to the room and there's that same Aussie, same pizza, and my wallet with everything in it alongside my phone and keys... From what I hear things happen like this all the time at Fest..

One time at Fest, I was talking with some dudes outside of the Holiday Inn, and some guy fell through a giant pane glass window into the lobby. He was bleeding really bad and had no idea what happened. (lol, no idea)

Oh man I remember that, he landed only a few feet away from me. I thought he was going to jump right on my head but he missed by a few feet and I think landed on one or two people. Eugh

That breastfeeding story is one of the best stories ever.

Yeah instant classic, i heard another about a guy getting shot in the face by a girl and her boob. might be the same person, but glyphs story is the best

I fell asleep during the last set of the first night on a couch. I guess I was sitting up and bopping my head the whole time

after driving from missouri to gainesville overnight, i passed out in the alley behind the florida theater from a combination of exhaustion and mass quantities of beer. i guess my boyfriend called my phone to find where i was and some dude answered the phone, with which he was not very pleased. eventually, i woke up, miraculously still had my phone and found the people i needed to be with.

at the time, this was not a very fun experience -- my boyfriend was fucking pissed and i was still practically delirious. now it's just kinda