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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:41 pm
Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:06 pmPosts: 179Location: Western Australia
I'm craving several UK snacks, bring me some and I'll bring you something from here, like a bag of sand or roadkill. Cravings include:

Walkers max paprika
Scampi fries
Prawn cocktail Walkers
Mini cheddars
Brannigans roast beef and mustard

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:09 am
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i'll try and remember to bring the walkers max

the rest... i'm not touching!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:56 am
User avatarJoined: Mon May 21, 2007 6:57 pmPosts: 1210Location: Kingston, UK
Alex, I asked Kelly what I should bring already but if you think of anything else then message me on facebook. I leave next week though so crisps will be a bit of a problem due to all the travelling before Fest but I'll see what I can do.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:59 am
Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:06 pmPosts: 179Location: Western Australia
Ahh yeah, good point. Half the problem is not being able to picture anything i've not had in ages unless it's in front of me!



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:01 pm
User avatarJoined: Mon May 21, 2007 6:57 pmPosts: 1210Location: Kingston, UK
Pot Noodle!? They don't travel well though. I took some to Singapore and they all exploded in the luggage hold. Guess it was something to do with air pressure. Trying to clean pot noodle out of a suitcase is an impossible job too. You end up with what looks like a gigantic discarded takeaway carton full of leftovers!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:14 pm
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Aren't holds meant to be the same pressure as cabins these days? Because you can use depressurisation to detonate bombs, I think.



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:51 pm
User avatarJoined: Mon May 21, 2007 6:57 pmPosts: 1210Location: Kingston, UK
Well I don't know if that was the cause of the problem but five of my six pot noodles exploded (and I mean exploded, not just a slight split, there was shit everywhere) while in a suitcase in the hold and I can't think of any other reason this would have happened. It seems you can use depressurisation to detonate pot noodles too!


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:52 am
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Hahaha. Why were you travelling with Pot Noodles anyway! Yeah I know the pressure used to blow the ball out of roll-on deoderant, might not be true but I've believed it forever. If thats true imagine what it could do to your eyeballs haha



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:31 am
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I'll bring you some of those things Alex!!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:53 am
User avatarJoined: Mon May 21, 2007 6:57 pmPosts: 1210Location: Kingston, UK
kelly wrote:
Hahaha. Why were you travelling with Pot Noodles anyway! Yeah I know the pressure used to blow the ball out of roll-on deoderant, might not be true but I've believed it forever. If thats true imagine what it could do to your eyeballs haha


Haha, that what my brother asked when I got there. I go to a country where you can get noodles in any restaurant or street corner and I bring my own in a pot!

His family are all meat eaters and on top of that they had their own Malaysian maid/chef (yeah he was a rich bastard back then!) who liked to put eggs in everything and I fucking hate egg! My thinking behind it was a Pot Noodle is not only great for a hangover but it would keep me alive if there was nothing else to eat in the house! As it turned out I had to live on Dorritos!


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