Where do I go in Gainesville for the best?

haha, cute.

I ask it every year!!!!

it's hard to find, but it's possible. first you need to get really loaded, then you need to blindfold yourself, and then at the count of three, you need to run across archer road as fast as you can at about 5:15pm on a weekday.

do that, and you'll find your bullshit food.

That's a bit harsh Sawtooth!! I was only having a laugh!!

While we're on the subject, hard as I try I can never find a packet of cheese and onion when I want one. Do they not have cheese and onion crisps in America???

if you find them let me know that sounds good!

lol sorry. good luck finding this food.

oh wait, you're a uk fester, right? they seem to be pretty pumped on Mother's. I had teh shepmotherfuckinherder's pie once there, and it was tasty. huge, but tasty.

Mmmmmm, gravy, cheese & chips!

Do you really not have them at all? They're probably the most common flavour over here and have been as long as I've been alive at least. They're are also one of my faves so I'll try and bring a bag over for you!

Brand? and are crisps potato, corn, what?

Crisps is pretty much a general term that cover potato, corn or whatever but a traditional bag of cheese and onion would be your standard potato chip as you guys call them. Pretty much every crisp company in the UK do cheese and onion....they almost always come in a green packet, no matter which brand, except for Walkers who seem to think they have the right to change British law and use blue packaging for cheese and onion and green for salt and vinegar....cheeky bastards!

OK there are lots of different flavors for potato chips here. Sour cream & onion and BBQ are standards. Looks like there is this though i've never had them: