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 Joined: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:20 pmPosts: 152
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sawtooth wrote: yeahitsfine yes, indeed it is fine. you seem to have a reputation from the Fest sex thread. i'm willing to look past that, and into yeahitsfine the person, rather than yeahitsfine the Fest sexer. actually ,no i'm not. you probably made a lot of bearded dudes' dreams come true last year, and i think it might happen again. for this, the lord looks down on you for your unchaste ways. though my boy jesus told me he was thinking about tappin' it from above. whatever that means. all i know is that he is severely dtf. hahaha! i didn't fuck a single person last year, actually.
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| Joined: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:17 amPosts: 74 |
awesome surmation of me. i am a kid.
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 Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:28 pmPosts: 2012Location: Massatwoshits
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sawtooth wrote: though my boy jesus told me he was thinking about tappin' it from above. whatever that means. all i know is that he is severely dtf. HAHAHAHAHA. This made my day. |
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 Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:58 amPosts: 1097Location: St. Pete, FLA
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sawtooth wrote: your posting habits usually always rank as highly favorable, however i do remember you did utter something denying the sheer awesomeness of strung out. not cool, bruh. if it's any consolation, i kinda dig the bassist's reverse mullet/devilock thing (party in the front, business in the back) sawtooth wrote: live Fest, drink strong, get judged HARD AS FUCK (, MOTHERFUCKERS). it's all one can do, really.
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 Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:38 pmPosts: 101Location: Sandusky, Ohio
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sawtooth wrote: ian you suffer from pukeonthestreetitis: you look like a creepy molester. that is probably the most awkward pic of a person that i've ever seen on the interent. and i've seen a lot of fucked up shit. first and foremost, you need a little muscle definition. we can work on your face later, but that shirt should be fitting you better. you're probably not even fat, but that pic makes you look like a slob. and the all over print thing. good christ, the all over print thing. I'M PRETTY FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW i'm sorry if this judgement is coming off a little mean, but GODDAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK. let me make it clear, you are a nice person, and you have good intentions. and because of that, the sunshine state awaits your arrival from ohio. dust the cobwebs off your dick, crack a cold one, and get in the mood to let loose, kiddo. lololol. Awesome. I do look like a slob in that picture, but to be fair it was taken about 10 min. after I watched D4 at Insubordination Fest. I'm sweaty as fuck, but it's the most recent picture of me.
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| Joined: Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:42 pmPosts: 2674Location: Gainesville |
Do It
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| Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:28 pmPosts: 2012Location: Massatwoshits
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jeremy wrote: Do It Correction. This made my day. |
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 Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:13 pmPosts: 638Location: Pembroke Pines, Florida, US
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sawtooth wrote: blatant anomaly. 1. arguably the worst username ever. ok, that's not entirely true, but you seem like a smart enough dude, you coulda done better. but cheers for picking two (2) smart people words. i don't know, maybe it was some overjocked punk band's song title. whatever, not a big deal. 2. your avatar - you appear to be bald, whether it's voluntary or not, it appears to look rather badass. also, assuming that is you, it looks like you might be in some sort of live music situation....not sure if you're on stage, or in the crowd, but way to go, motherfucker. 3. i remember a political thread from last year, and i think i agreed with most of what you had to say...i could be wrong, but if i remember right, you weren't swinging from obama's nuthairs like everybody else. kudos for that. if i'm wrong, whatevs bro. i don't remember much else about you, but judging from what i (think i) know, you're a reasonable dude, that probably gets laid by hot chicks more than the average punker. 1. "Mutations, abberations, and blatant anomalies, they multiply and give rise to this monstrosity." -Bad Religion - Chimaera 2. I'm going bald, so i keep it short. and i'm in the crowd during this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTjZo2tPwJY 3. obama's a tool and hasn't done anything to make me think he's a decent human being. 4. not so much. we should hang out and hate on some shit during The Ocho. this beat the hell out of any fortune cookie, horoscope, or colonoscopy.
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| Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:40 pmPosts: 175Location: gainesvegas |
Sawtooth:
Because I'm one of 4 people to read your horrific blog about the idiots at and around your workplace, I feel entitled to judge you in your judgment thread. A) Sawtooth: let's start with this. You are either a 12 year old kid who's really into sharks or a british person and that's a physical description. B) Angst. You wish you had a beard but you cant grow one so you make fun of the skeezy gross gainesville punk beard crowd. That's ok, i can't either. Maybe we should make up for it with some... C) Ridiculous pseudo ghetto speech. I have to admit, this is pretty cool because, being a really really white person myself, I wish I could talk and dance as well as the darker persuasion. But really, this is getting out of hand. now, don't get me wrong, smashing pussies and pounding punk bitches in he face with my huge guns is also a pastime, but if I had to guess, you probably sit down with your (most likely pretty, awesome, talented) girlfriend and watch the bachelorette and eat rice-a-roni every night. Why rice-a-roni? Cuz you just got back from the GGYYYYMMMMM and boy did you get swelled up as helllllllll and need to carb load. D) But I saw you once and tried to hang out once but you went home before your 10pm bedtime so I officially never got to buy you a cheap beer. So you're ok in my book, until i meet you, then the real judging will begin. I bet you try a witty sly comeback featuring such things as 'awesome name' and 'you dress up like a girl sometimes'. served. *high five* |
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| Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:28 pmPosts: 2012Location: Massatwoshits
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For everyone who don't know what Andy looks like, this was Sawtooth last Halloween:
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| Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:55 pmPosts: 1315Location: FEST Board Troll |
thesean
thanks for readin' my blog!
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| Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:55 pmPosts: 1315Location: FEST Board Troll |
also, thesean, thank you for HAVING THE BALLS to judge me.
everyone i've judged, please, go ahead and judge me! no unfunny bullshit plz.
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| Joined: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:15 pmPosts: 35 |
Sawtooth:
a) You are Har Mar Superstar. b) The end. |
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| Joined: Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:49 amPosts: 217Location: The Catwalk of NY |
Why haven't I seen this thread before?
Judge me if you like.
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| Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:55 pmPosts: 1315Location: FEST Board Troll |
judgements coming this weekend
what the fuck is har mar superstar? MOTHERFUCKERS
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