quilt wilson

simpsons avatar: ultimate and immediate fail. you must die right away. ok, i'm sorry, don't let my total apathy toward the simpsons, and disgust of simpons fans, hurt your feelings.

on the real: you're a big teddy bear kinda guy. i mean, you included the word "quilt" in your username. what's not to like about a big, soft quilt? people like you, and often times youre the life of the party....but not because you choose to be, that's just the way you are.

i have a feeling that you do have a temper though. i mean you may be all chilled out, but when something sets you off, look out. you may or may not have chris brown'ed one of your previous significant others.

you're a veteran fester, and you look forward to it every year.

I'm actually 21, blond hair, short and chubby, and no collard shirt.
but youre dead on about the hot air balloon!

This was scary accurate. A+

You can't Judge me Fool.

I don't feel I'm judged enough on the internet. Please change that.

Haha, enjoying this Andy... keep em coming!

i don't know if you know enough about me, but i'm in.

doctor dan

you remind me of doctor love, except you're doctor dan. maybe we'll compromise and refer to you as 'doctor dong' from now on. maybe not.

but who is 'doctor dan', the person? i thought you said this was your first Fest, and we commend you for making the trek...i can't think of where youre from though. you will have no problem getting along with pretty much everybody. maybe it's because you're a doctor.

but what do you look like? how are we supposed to know if we walk right past doctor dan, in the sea of stink and beards, flooding the street. easy, you'll be the guy in the scrubs running around with a scalpel. it ain't a thing for you to be bustin' out a little open heart surgery in the middle of the sweat drenched mosh pit.

but be careful, you don't want any scraggly beard hairs to get into your operating area. the Fest, of all places, is where you need to focus on the cleanliness of your immediate operating vicinity.

the funny thing is, the entire time i was typing out your judgement, i was listening to jughead's revenge. i guess it's not really that funny.

shiftyj

i'm torn. you seem like a nice e-guy, and your posting is generally good to favorable. however, your username paints a different picture here.

let's break it down:

"¬_¬" ... what we have here is a weird internet character. i have no idea what it is, or what it means. put simply, i am not familiar with it. beacause of that, i automatically hate it. strike 1.

"Shifty" ... the word, shifty. when i think of someone who's shifty, i think of guidos. when i think of guidos, i think of you. you ahve greasy medium length hair, and a big nose. you don't do that guido blowout (thanks bro), but this is almost bad enough. you have nice brown eyes that you will use to make the bitches swoon. strike 2.

"J" ... the letter j. maybe you're name starts with a j. or maybe you're like me, and u like mashin the va J J - holler @ ur boi, ya herd. maybe your name is 'jay'. i don't really give a fuck. strike 3

YOU'RE OUT MOTHERFUCKER

ian

you suffer from pukeonthestreetitis: you look like a creepy molester. that is probably the most awkward pic of a person that i've ever seen on the interent. and i've seen a lot of fucked up shit.

first and foremost, you need a little muscle definition. we can work on your face later, but that shirt should be fitting you better. you're probably not even fat, but that pic makes you look like a slob. and the all over print thing. good christ, the all over print thing. I'M PRETTY FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

i'm sorry if this judgement is coming off a little mean, but GODDAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK. let me make it clear, you are a nice person, and you have good intentions.

and because of that, the sunshine state awaits your arrival from ohio. dust the cobwebs off your dick, crack a cold one, and get in the mood to let loose, kiddo.

yeahitsfine

yes, indeed it is fine.

you seem to have a reputation from the Fest sex thread. i'm willing to look past that, and into yeahitsfine the person, rather than yeahitsfine the Fest sexer.

actually ,no i'm not. you probably made a lot of bearded dudes' dreams come true last year, and i think it might happen again. for this, the lord looks down on you for your unchaste ways.

though my boy jesus told me he was thinking about tappin' it from above. whatever that means. all i know is that he is severely dtf.

Sounds like a fair assessment to me. Good job!

Lets 'break it down' a little further.


Thanks! I love being a nice e-guy generally while not being a e-guy i'm a complete dick as a few people would say.



about 10 years ago when I first started trolling around the interwebs me and a buddy of mine used to find random ascii symbols to make stupid faces with and this one seemed to catch on the longest the two "¬" make, in my opinion, shifty looking eyes and the _ obviously a mouth. Though for the meaning of the actual weird internet character your guess is as good as mine.



"Shifty" is a name that I randomly came up with and have use probably for those last 12 years while playing Video games namely Call of Duty (1 through 4), Counter Strike, and Starcraft: Broodwar. As for being a Guido, absolutely wrong, I'm not Italian, though I eat so much Italian food I might as well become one, nor have I ever been to or around the NJ/NY area. Also I have Short buzzcut style haircut and the prettiest green eyes you'll ever see.




This is probably as close to correct as you got. Good job on all of the above

keep the laughs coming.

chewy_almighty

your picture is everything i hate about, well, everything. you look sweaty. you look like you smell, and you have one (1) shitty beer in each hand. but massive points for them not being pbrs. massive points

but they're a light at the end of the tunnel!

you seem to be an awesome dude, and the beer coozies are a really nice touch. besides, you're a punker, you're supposed to be sweaty, and smell less than savory.

your posting habits usually always rank as highly favorable, however i do remember you did utter something denying the sheer awesomeness of strung out. not cool, bruh.

whatever, you get a pass.

live Fest, drink strong, get judged HARD AS FUCK (, MOTHERFUCKERS).