the pinnacle of literature. lol that sounds like the gayest book ever. i just fnished a book where a big strong dude without a shirt on kills like 50 punk ass motherfuckers. then he kicks the shit out of like every pussy motherfucker that ever lived. then he blasts so many bitches that his dick falls off

it was my autobiography.

well i havent had sex with anyone else yet since he told me he'd like me to. pretty much me and my boyfriend are the only punks in my entire town haha, it sucks.

watching or just stories, he doesnt mind which.

TY for welcoming mee! <3

that sounds like my journal!

except without cancer. or her fucking other guys.

If anyone is wondering, the book was called "Sabbath's Theater" and the main character also fucks a lot of South American hookers, makes fun of his recovering alcoholic wife, fucks his students at the college where he teaches a puppet workshop, makes tapes of dirty talk, steals his best friend's daughter's panties, goes on racist rants about the Japanese, talks to his mother's ghost, and directs Shakespeare, among other funny business. I won't even get into the stuff with the graveyards or the pregnat woman.

This is actually the reason I never called her back two years ago, her dad always answered the phone and sounded super pissed. Anyways this sucks hard I've been talking to her and she's really nice and even likes important things like video games, hates sports and wants me to teach her guitar, this will be the biggest let down ever

hah, books are so much better than movies. i never know what to read anymore though :/.

I was away from here for hours. Went to a dinner and a show in Gville and just now returned home and this is the direction this thread has gone in...seriously?

You guys are sex talk joy kills.

Hmmm, kinda private.

Well the front of the card has a no babies symbol on it and says "thanks for not putting babies in me."

Inside is pretty much says in two sentences:

A) we'll never have sex again, or hang out for that matter.

B) compared him to a mutual friend of ours that is the most sketchy and flakey person he knows.

yup.

That is hilarious. I wish everybody was that up-front.

It's funny how even when you're totally frank and obvious about something the mate will say, "i don't understand...why did you...what did i do?"

Even though this makes me a hypocrite, I think that preparing for the let down is probably your best option. Sorry buddy. I'm not saying that relationships that start out as something "underhanded" can't be great (as a matter of fact, that's how my fiance and I got together, sort of,) but I know that they mostly don't. So far, from what you've told everyone it sounds like you could still have a great friendship with this girl, but if she is willing to cheat on her boyfriend who is overseas with you, I think Jana is right. That does not bode well for any kind of relationship you would have with her.

But, like I said...this is like the pot calling the kettle black, so take it for what its worth...

I'm real big on honestly...however, I seem to attract liars.

And yeah, I completely expect him to give me a clueless reply.

Who knows, it could be an awesome relationship but I'm not one for setting myself up for obvious things that could happen in the future of any relationship. I do know so many people that love to make themselves suffer like that though.

good lord please tell me you see the obvious connection here.

speaking of stealing panties and fucking hookers, anyone ever try the question (in the morning after) "hey, how do you like your eggs". not ONCE have I gotten "unfertilized" wtf is wrong with the world. You lob a gem like that and every, EVERY south american hooker whiffs. then you strangle them with their panties and leave (the country).

on a more serious note, whenever i used to stay over at my womans' parent's lakehouse, the dad would be all "you gotta sleep in another room. I don't trust you."

so I said "trust me sir, I'm fucking your daughter."

Yes, yes I sadly do.

I was talking to a friend over the weekend who mention something about there being a live kind of "sex show" during the Fest one year. Like people having sex in a hotel room and onlookers cheering them on. Anyone else hear anything about this. Not sure what Fest it was...maybe Fest 5 or 6???

Just seems that this would have been brought up here before if it was for real.