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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:54 pm
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pukeonthestreet wrote:
damn I just texted her a novel she hasn't responded yet, but I was like imagine being him and hearing I met some nice guy I was like it seems messed up, I don't know if I mentioned this before the kids a scumbag he's having a kid with someone else, so I don't know we'll see what happens



scumbags = more likely to stab you in the throat with a busted-off miller-lite bottle. and quit texting novels, it's not a serious enough medium for rel conversation. how can you stick anything meaningful into 250 characters?

just sayin.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:56 pm
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haha im not sawtooth, im kirsten. and my bf def isnt trying to have any action with guys :p (unless it was just him and another dude doing me lol). and he isnt trying to get something for himself from another girl, im liek 125% sure of that, hes totally rad :D. he just wants me to go be a slut for him haha.

i cen tyiepk l4me if i w4nt tooOooo :pp.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:04 pm
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i worked with an army wife. at a work party, she totally put her boobs up on me and then asked me if she was being too forward.



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:07 pm
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well what did you say to her? lol


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:37 pm
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I SAID, 'BITCH PUT DEM TITTIEZ ON MY FACE!'



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:29 pm
User avatarJoined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
TheSean wrote:
well the problem is, puke, if she's willing to drop him so easily she's willing to drop you just as easily.


Yeah, seriously. You always have to take into consideration that the way your relationship with a certain person begins could very well be the same way it ends if there is anything underhanded about it. I've seen this happen so much. Just because you feel as if you may "have won" by getting her to breakup with another guy, you may have just set yourself to lose in the end when she cheats on you in the same way and ends your relationship.



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:34 pm
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jeremy wrote:
the best head I ever got was from a girl who's boyfriend was in the military at the time

just sayin


Hahahahaha, oh damn Jeremy...way to flip the responses! OK, so if you just get head its is a safer bet. :wink: But someone is talking about hoping an actual relationship happens here.



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:38 pm
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TheSean wrote:
and quit texting novels, it's not a serious enough medium for rel conversation. how can you stick anything meaningful into 250 characters?

just sayin.


Yeah, I seriously just stopped seeing a guy because all he wanted to do was text. It felt so meaningless after a while. Getting the fucker to call me was like pulling teeth. Boo.

Also just saying. :wink:



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:51 pm
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Remember the days when you had to call the main house phone/land line and possibly get someone's parent before getting your friend/or sig other?

Remember the nerves while it was ringing, then the inquisitive Hello? from the Dad or pestering sibiing. Then you had to ask if so and so was home and if you could speak to them? Lord forbid they weren't home and you had to leave a message.

Anyway, I don't understand why calling a cell phone is so hard. You ARE going to reach who you are calling....or at least their private voicemail. Unlike the old days.

Am I right or am I right?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:56 pm
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thepartysong wrote:
haha im not sawtooth, im kirsten. and my bf def isnt trying to have any action with guys :p (unless it was just him and another dude doing me lol). and he isnt trying to get something for himself from another girl, im liek 125% sure of that, hes totally rad :D. he just wants me to go be a slut for him haha.


So you guys aren't actually swingers then huh. Interesting. It takes a certain kind of guy to not get jealous like crazy in his situation AND to actually request you to hook up w/other guys (and girls). Has he ever watched or does he just want to hear your stories?

I had an ex that was an actual swinger though it never got to the point of partner swapping w/us. But I heard plenty of stories.

And I had another ex that I used to swap sex stories with early on in our relationship. But as time went by his stories started making me uncomfortable. He also ended up cheating on me though is why.

PS - Welcome Kirsten. :D



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:58 pm
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sharkie wrote:
i worked with an army wife. at a work party, she totally put her boobs up on me and then asked me if she was being too forward.


Hahaha, so was she? :wink:



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:08 pm
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hawkgirl wrote:
Remember the days when you had to call the main house phone/land line and possibly get someone's parent before getting your friend/or sig other?

Anyway, I don't understand why calling a cell phone is so hard.


Actual relationship wise I was a late bloomer. So that rarely happened to me. And I've always had mostly guy friends so calling a guy never made me uncomfortable. I didn't have my first real boyfriend until I was like 23.

But then again, not long after I had moved to Gville and started college I was dating this guy that was in HS and still living with his Mom...heh Guess I was making up for it, or something.

But yeah, I'm adding to the list of things I won't tolerate in a relationship: only communicating via text messages. Just wrote him a nice little card to express my feelings about it, in my usual smart-ass way, to bring it to full closure.



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:33 pm
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throwin mad ropes @ bitches titties

all day long motherfucker



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:46 pm
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thepartysong wrote:
he likes to hear about my past experiences with other guys and likes thinking of me being slutty and gets off to it. so i know this will sound weird but he wants me to fuck other guys while we're together because it turns him on a lott.


I just finished a book where the main character was like that. His girlfriend would fuck a ton of guys, and talk about it while they were fucking. Then his girlfriend got cancer and died, and the dude spent the rest of the book trying to figure out why his life was such a fucking wreck.



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:54 pm
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GatoRanch wrote:
Just wrote him a nice little card to express my feelings about it, in my usual smart-ass way, to bring it to full closure.



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