Remember any funny stuff people said that got you in hysterics? Even if you were drunk and everything made you laugh anyway.


Newport Andy- "my mum would ask me, do you want bacon or sausages? and I would say.. can I have both?!"
Newport Andy- "The Yanks can't do bacon"
Newport Andy- "The Yanks don't do bacon do they. Can you imagine an American Bacon sandwich? It would be crunchy.. There would be about 27 slices of the crunchiest bacon.."

Andy's drunken bacon rantings were the best

Watching the 'hunting channel' in the hotel room every morning was pretty funny too, and Frag's theories on how they just shoot the deer so they can fuck it..

Tom Frag- "kill it, stuff it, and fuck it".

I said some funny stuff. I wish I could remember it. Chase said some stuff that was gold, as did my other friends. Me writing this is pointless.

"you smell like shit'
"you have a beard"
"oh hey, nice black tshirt"
"you haven't showered recently have you?"
"holy shit you're skinny"
"get a fucking job then"
"who the fuck are you"
"yeah one cuban gator please"
"i'm sorry, can you make that 2 cuban gators?"
"i'm having a great time, really i am"
"fuck you"
"shut the fuck up"
"i'll kill somebody" (this is not a threat, merely just a statement for comedic effect)
"i'm hungry, let's go to flaco's (again)"

Brendan Kelly talking about how Nuno from AWS sucked his dick and then reversing the story to where he actually sucked Nuno's dick and it tasted like linguisa.

Topped off by the answered to me asking Nuno "What's this I hear about you, Brendan Kelly, and blowjobs" being "Shit went down!" on Monday.

While trapped in an elevator with 18 people for over an hour:

"Nobody better not fart!!"

I heard Jacob saying something about a Space Needle being when you shit into a condom and then freeze it, then you suck it out. I'd never heard of that, he's from the UK though so maybe it hasn't made it over here yet. Til now!

Some guy was sitting on a bench writing in a notebook and some random guy walked by and said "are you writing a poem about my dick?"

my friend asked a very drunk dude to pull his pants up, to which the dude replied "HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME SOME'A THAT DING DONG GOD DAMNED BEER?!" i'm using ding dong in 1 out of every 4 sentences. this i pledge.

theres an Upright Citizens Brigade sketch like this, without the dick.

Jay and Tyler frequently lost their pants that weekend.

The bathroom at Common Grounds was crackin' up over my ramble about how pissing can be better than sex.

Anything those people who hung out at that convienient store on the way to the Kickstand said all weekend. Even though it was hard to understand them.

haha one of those guys talked to me for like 30 mins. He thought i was a Hard core gangster and that i've killed like 15 people. shit was ridiculous

my great uncle took me out to breakfast one morning and we're driving by and he goes, "you know you can really tell people are in town for bands, they all have black shirts with similar logos"

some dude at the warehouse sunday night: "Fuck it dude! coke, acid, whatever. i'll even smoke crack right now or i'm gonna pass the fuck out!"

then he hibernated like a kodiak.