so get this. The last couple times i've gotten sick i've taken sudafed out of our medicine cabinet. Everytime i was getting sick, i was also getting horrible cases of the shits. I just figured that it had to do with my sickness, or maybe sudafed was just upsetting my stomach. I find out this morning from my roomate that somehow, unbeknownst to her, the sudafed box wasn't actually holding sudafed, but "gentle laxative".

So not only have i not been taking the stuff that usually makes my cold symptoms go away, but i've been taking laxatives, making me shit all day long.

Needless to say, she was in tears she was laughing so hard this morning. I think i've been set up.