Hahaha, no really:

We are now called DEAD ASSHOLE. If you are now confused by this change, please note that this does not mean anything at all. Nothing. It has little to no bearing on your life. So set your confusion to rest, know that the world is more than the shit you see on a daily basis, and supply-side economics is a scam that many people who suffer at its consequences continue to buy into. Seriously. It's a big, fat scam. It has never worked to do anything but make rich people richer. Honestly; do a little history research. Oh, and Ronald Reagan was a dick who never cared a thing about you; he died having no idea who the fuck he was. And we are now called DEAD ASSHOLE.

From here:

http://www.myspace.com/apeshitasshole

This is a lot of information to take in all at once.

I like the cut of their jib.

"We've recorded. We have not finished the recording. We will finish recording at some point in time. You will have your ass handed to you on a microwaveable plate. What's up with people always wanting to hand someone else their own ass? Not to be rude, but most people do not have asses that should be handled, much less held onto long enough to hand over to that same person. Seriously though, myspace is awful. Fucking awful. Does narcissism really need its own website? Just shove your digital camera up your ass and snap away; you'll probably get much more interesting photos than the ones taken at arm's length. Seriously, the world knows what your stupid face looks like, but it's (probably) unlikely that too many people know what your colon looks like. Lick it!"

These people seem awesome.

That's Alex, as in Panthro UK United 13.

You guys NEED to see them. Trust me.

PS - they did actually post songs now. GO LISTEN.

I heart whoa-ho-hos!!!

son: oh hey mom, yeah i'm in a new band

mom: that's great son, what are you boys called?

son: we're called 'dead asshole'

mom: you sure know how to make your mother proud.

this is actually helpful because there are about three bands with the name Apeshit, all of which are pretty good. It got confusing.

any chance they play some Panthro covers?

I will go listen as soon as this record is over. on the last song now.

listening now, sounds pretty damn good.

But they are playing the same time as Averkiou.

Panthro covers may be the deciding factor here.

Only Alex was in Panthro. I'm thinking not likely.

And that is EXACTLY why they changed their name:

We are going to change our name, as there are about 276 other bands with the same awesome name. We probably could have obviated this situation by doing a simple search engine query long ago, but we didn't; so there you go.