So, there are only two of us, and these two bodies are unsure if sleeping in a car four nights in a row is a good idea. There might be laws/parking restrictions/diseases/dead rats in the jeep, and there's no point in risking it. Anybody want to shack us up for a few nights, one night, two hours of rest? Whatever you got, we'll take it. I don't know if I can give money in return, but I can draw you a mean tattoo, or maybe give you a real loving hug...depends on how poor I get. I won't eat your food or take any beer shits, I promise.


Allie!

Daddy-O
Once said to me
He knew a brother who stayed all day in his jeep
And at night he went to sleep
And in the mornin' all he had was
The sneakers on his feet
The culprit used to jam and rock the mike, yo
He stripped the jeep to fill his pipe
And wander around to find a place
Where they rocked to a different kind of...BASS

haha. that was marvelously unhelpful.

I'll buy the homeowner a case of Old Style!