When are you touring the UK? should be a standard question, I feel.

nobody cares about Europe!

USA! USA USA!

USA! USA! USA!

Here's 10 that struck me as pretty good ones from both a band and attendee perspective.
-> Credit to those originally posted some of them.


1. Jawbreaker or Descendents (great first question)

2. Pizza versus burrito, what is your pick? (seperates the men from the boys)

3. Which bands are your must-sees?

4. Do you prefer a big venue or a tiny one?

5. Do you play drunk, sober, high or somewhere in between?

6. Will you/and your band be staying in town just for the day of the show, or do you plan on partying all weekend?

7. How many Fests have you attended and which? Follow up: Favorites and why?

8. Have you attended a year when you weren't (officially) playing?

9. If someone has never seen you live, what can they expect coming to see your set?
or for Fest vets: Can we expect anything different or new from you this year?

10. What is your favorite thing about attending / playing at the Fest?

"Why do you have a beard?/Why don't you have a beard?"

Why do you suck so bad?

How many times do you hear people chanting "one more song" before you feel like they've met you half way.

What does your ryder look like? Clean white towels? brown m&m's? female impersonators? cleaned and starched size 42 whitey tighties?
(you know who I mean)

Why do you feel you made it to becoming a marginally successful band in this community? Anybody you feel deserved it more than you?

What are some of your more embarassing influences? Did you wear one glove when you were a kid? Shake your ass in a mirror listening to George Micheal? Know all the words to any Madonna song? Ever own a Poision record? Ever sing 'we are the world' in school?

What was the first moment you remember your stomach turning, feeling jaded as you watched a band you respected cash in their street cred.

Ah-hahaha, I can totally relate. Love this question! Still have my glove, still shake my ass to George Michael, still know lots of Madonna songs, still own Poison on vinyl, and I think I even have that We Are the World album on vinyl (stole it from my Mom like 10yrs later because it was too awesome not to).

I think what you meant to say was:

what the fuck color panties are you wearing?

better would be...Jets To Brazil or All

That's tough....but easy.
I don't think either live up to the former.
imho..suck it

name one band(past or present) that you would love to tour with

Do you live is sort of parallel universe in Providence?
Because I've never seen you or any of your friends and I thought I knew everyone.
The closest thing I got to was White Load.

"How do you feel about encores? Aren't 'planned' encores really some kind of rock star bullshit?"

to add to my beard related questions...


'stache or burns?