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 Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:16 amPosts: 624Location: Western Australia
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kelly wrote: greg graffins sex face wrote: what the hell are you going as, a Beach Ball?  Fest twat now that would be a costume!  kelly wrote: Are you dressing up? There should be some sort of a birthday-suit forfeit for those not dressing up, like if you don't dress up you'll get pinned down and have your clothes ripped off and burnt. mwa ha haa.
Yeah, I'm getting a costume of some sort.. if only to avoid your ritual de-robing ceremony! Nothing as impressive as yours mind, but something.. i should probably get thinking on that actually. |
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 Joined: Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:27 amPosts: 1027
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kelly wrote: greg graffins sex face wrote: what the hell are you going as, a Beach Ball?  I ordered it to Hawkgirl's house 'cause they wouldn't ship to the UK. Its fucking ridiculous. I think I should get the award for Fest twat 2008 Are you dressing up? There should be some sort of a birthday-suit forfeit for those not dressing up, like if you don't dress up you'll get pinned down and have your clothes ripped off and burnt. mwa ha haa. omg shrink wrapped. hahahahaha. I am, for sure, opening that damn thing this weekend and trying it on. I'm pretty sure I'm going to look like the Michelin man, as I'm not the smallest of ladies, but I will rock it for your enjoyment anyway. |
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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:25 amPosts: 547Location: Western Australia |
greg graffins sex face wrote: Yeah, I'm getting a costume of some sort.. if only to avoid your ritual de-robing ceremony! Nothing as impressive as yours mind, but something.. i should probably get thinking on that actually.
My can of whoop ass was only a tenner, and due to it being inflatable it has a built in fan  suh-weeet.
And I mean it, if you don't dress up you will end up naked and in tears when I'm finished.
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 Joined: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:35 pmPosts: 750Location: RVF'NA
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i'm dressing up as a born-again evangelical christian who doesn't celebrate pagan rituals
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 Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:28 pmPosts: 2012Location: Massatwoshits
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kelly wrote: greg graffins sex face wrote: Yeah, I'm getting a costume of some sort.. if only to avoid your ritual de-robing ceremony! Nothing as impressive as yours mind, but something.. i should probably get thinking on that actually. And I mean it, if you don't dress up you will end up naked and in tears when I'm finished. Don't threaten me with a good time. |
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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:25 amPosts: 547Location: Western Australia |
 haha
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 Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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kelly wrote: And I mean it, if you don't dress up you will end up naked and in tears when I'm finished. Straight up Fest Sex thread material.
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 Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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alex13 wrote: GatoRanch wrote: As for babies at shows, not too stoked about it. Especially with all the smoke. My hair STILL smells like CGs. Though I admit that baby looked damn cozy. Not that I'm a nazi against smoking but I am really happy LA passed legislature against it in most establishments. I find myself going out more at night. FL passed a law where you can't smoke where there s food, kinda. You can light up still after a certain hour when they are only serving bar food. Anyway, I was damn happy about this law because I can't enjoy a meal when someone is smoking next to me. 
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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kelly wrote: greg graffins sex face wrote: That's the one thing im not looking forward to - smelling like the Marlboro man's nutsack each morning.. The smoking ban was the best thing ever, you can go out casually, maybe not drink and have no ill effects the following day. plus, you dont HAVE to wash your clothes each time. For some reason I was thinking that they will have had a smoking ban like us. That sucks. My main concern is getting shrink-wrapped alive in my can of whoop ass costume if someone accidently (or perhaps on purpose?) burns it with a cigarette. as far as i understand its a nylony inflatable costume that blows itself up around you. And I'm going to be about a metre wide with it on. I think i'm definitely getting shrink wrapped  Ahhhhhhh that would be like getting tar and feathered but w/out the feathers! 
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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gully wrote: Don't threaten me with a good time.
I see you couldn't stay away Josh
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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:25 amPosts: 547Location: Western Australia |
GatoRanch wrote: kelly wrote: greg graffins sex face wrote: That's the one thing im not looking forward to - smelling like the Marlboro man's nutsack each morning.. The smoking ban was the best thing ever, you can go out casually, maybe not drink and have no ill effects the following day. plus, you dont HAVE to wash your clothes each time. For some reason I was thinking that they will have had a smoking ban like us. That sucks. My main concern is getting shrink-wrapped alive in my can of whoop ass costume if someone accidently (or perhaps on purpose?) burns it with a cigarette. as far as i understand its a nylony inflatable costume that blows itself up around you. And I'm going to be about a metre wide with it on. I think i'm definitely getting shrink wrapped Ahhhhhhh that would be like getting tar and feathered but w/out the feathers! It would be horrible haha. I remember when I was about 13 or 14 we found a nylon tracksuit jacket in the park, and it was really small, so my mate took off his tshirt and put that on and acted gay for a bit, then we decided itd be a really good idea to set him on fire. He was cool with it, cuz we were like 'hey, thats what "stop drop and roll" is for'. So we set him alight and he ran about then rolled around on the floor to put it out. Only thing was, he didn't have a tshirt on underneath so it just melted on to his back haha and so he had to go to hospital, and now hes got a big scar in the middle of his back! This has led to my fear of being set alight in my costume haha.
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| Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:28 pmPosts: 2012Location: Massatwoshits
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GatoRanch wrote: gully wrote: Don't threaten me with a good time. I see you couldn't stay away Josh It's a widely known fact that I only start things to quit them prematurely. |
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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gully wrote: GatoRanch wrote: gully wrote: Don't threaten me with a good time. I see you couldn't stay away Josh It's a widely known fact that I only start things to quit them prematurely. I meant stay away from the board, not that specific comment.
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| Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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gully wrote: It's a widely known fact that I only start things to quit them prematurely.
shouldn't this be on the Fest sex thread?
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| Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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kelly wrote: it just melted on to his back haha and so he had to go to hospital
"haha" indeed
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