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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:25 amPosts: 547Location: Western Australia |
GatoRanch wrote: kelly wrote: Bong Mountain wrote: I wrote Perineum on a dude last night. A friend of mine once wanted to get a falcon tattooed on his taint so he could consider himself captain of the perineum falcon. It came down to either the falcon or "cannonball". He ended up with neither. I was crushed. over here we call it the gooch  I had a friend in HS and that was his nickname and I always wondered if he just didn't know what it meant. i mean I did at 17!  lol yeah its a pretty common surname. i'v met many a gooch. i had a mate who was a gooch, and the previous occupants of my house were gooches. i wish ballsack was a surname, that'd be funnier.
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 Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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Danny Dickhead wrote: Hey. seriously, I might be drunk, but fuck you guys, come up with an eight letter word that's as horrible as BUNGTWAT. Fucking think about how horrible whatever a bungtwat must be. What is it exactly? I don't know. Just say it a few times out loud. Bungtwat. Bungtwat. Bungtwat . . . (shudder)
I think that's a prison term
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| Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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kelly wrote: GatoRanch wrote: kelly wrote: Bong Mountain wrote: I wrote Perineum on a dude last night. A friend of mine once wanted to get a falcon tattooed on his taint so he could consider himself captain of the perineum falcon. It came down to either the falcon or "cannonball". He ended up with neither. I was crushed. over here we call it the gooch I had a friend in HS and that was his nickname and I always wondered if he just didn't know what it meant. i mean I did at 17! lol yeah its a pretty common surname. i'v met many a gooch. i had a mate who was a gooch, and the previous occupants of my house were gooches. i wish ballsack was a surname, that'd be funnier. It's not a surname, but I knew a guy that was named Mike Hunt...say it outloud.
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 Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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Just saw "love dick", on a friend in Tampa in a new pic. Oddly enough, Chase was also in this pic.
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| Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:06 amPosts: 139Location: Tucson,AZ |
BUTT HOLE
ASSR APER FUCK TARD ASSC LOWN WETW ILLY HWMR ULES Fest TARD Fest DUDE Fest AIDS SMOK EPOT KIND TACO BURR ITOS GODF LESH okay thats all I got for now. |
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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I just watched Coal Miner's Daughter again and came to the realization that one of the toughest girl knuckle tattoos ever would be FIST CITY. I'm so into that.
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 Joined: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:15 pmPosts: 791Location: Shit-cago
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mackenzie..yeah, that guy wrote: Danny Dickhead wrote: Hey. seriously, I might be drunk, but fuck you guys, come up with an eight letter word that's as horrible as BUNGTWAT. Fucking think about how horrible whatever a bungtwat must be. What is it exactly? I don't know. Just say it a few times out loud. Bungtwat. Bungtwat. Bungtwat . . . (shudder) I think that's a prison term Does every prison term have to do with anal rape?
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 Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:53 amPosts: 19Location: Dorset, England
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| Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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GatoRanch wrote: I just watched Coal Miner's Daughter again and came to the realization that one of the toughest girl knuckle tattoos ever would be FIST CITY. I'm so into that.
FIST FUCK ?
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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mackenzie..yeah, that guy wrote: GatoRanch wrote: I just watched Coal Miner's Daughter again and came to the realization that one of the toughest girl knuckle tattoos ever would be FIST CITY. I'm so into that. FIST FUCK ? FIST CITY has got nothing to do with that. Never listen to Loretta Lynn or watch Coalminer's Daughter? You should, you ALL should.
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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:25 amPosts: 547Location: Western Australia |
mackenzie..yeah, that guy wrote: GatoRanch wrote: I just watched Coal Miner's Daughter again and came to the realization that one of the toughest girl knuckle tattoos ever would be FIST CITY. I'm so into that. FIST FUCK ? Thats a good one!
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| Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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GatoRanch wrote: mackenzie..yeah, that guy wrote: GatoRanch wrote: I just watched Coal Miner's Daughter again and came to the realization that one of the toughest girl knuckle tattoos ever would be FIST CITY. I'm so into that. FIST FUCK ? FIST CITY has got nothing to do with that. Never listen to Loretta Lynn or watch Coalminer's Daughter? You should, you ALL should. 1) I'm slow 2) Haven't seen it in ten or maybe 15 years.
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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mackenzie..yeah, that guy wrote: GatoRanch wrote: mackenzie..yeah, that guy wrote: GatoRanch wrote: I just watched Coal Miner's Daughter again and came to the realization that one of the toughest girl knuckle tattoos ever would be FIST CITY. I'm so into that. FIST FUCK ? FIST CITY has got nothing to do with that. Never listen to Loretta Lynn or watch Coalminer's Daughter? You should, you ALL should. 1) I'm slow 2) Haven't seen it in ten or maybe 15 years. I once dedicated/sang this song to the girl who had been hitting on my boyfriend. Lyrics: You've been makin' your brags around town that you've been a lovin' with my man But the man I love when he picks up trash he puts it in a garbage can And that's what you look like to me and what I see is a pity You'd better close your face and stay out of my way If you don't wanta go to Fist City If you don't wanna go to Fist City you'd better detour round my town Cause I'll grab you by the hair of the head and I'll lift you off of the ground I'm not a sayin' my baby is a saint cause he ain't And that he won't cat around with a kitty I'm here to tell you gal to lay off of my man if you don't wanna go to Fist City Come on and tell me what you told my friends if you think you're brave enough And I'll show you what a real woman is since you think you're hot stuff You'll bite off more than you can chew if you get too cute or witty You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat a meal that's called Fist City If you don't wanna go to Fist City you'd better detour round my town Cause I'll grab you by the hair of the head and I'll lift you off of the ground I'm not a sayin' my baby is a saint cause he ain't And that he won't cat around with a kitty I'm here to tell you gal to lay off of my man if you don't wanna go to Fist City I'm here to tell you gal to lay off of my man you don't wanna go to Fist City And that is why I say it would make an awesome knuckle tattoo set for a girl. 
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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:54 pmPosts: 316Location: Manchester-ish, UK |
After catching up with the Fest Sex thread, I think
MISC. SICK .. would be pretty apt. |
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| Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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GatoRanch wrote: I once dedicated/sang this song to the girl who had been hitting on my boyfriend. Lyrics:
You've been makin' your brags around town that you've been a lovin' with my man But the man I love when he picks up trash he puts it in a garbage can And that's what you look like to me and what I see is a pity You'd better close your face and stay out of my way If you don't wanta go to Fist City If you don't wanna go to Fist City you'd better detour round my town Cause I'll grab you by the hair of the head and I'll lift you off of the ground I'm not a sayin' my baby is a saint cause he ain't And that he won't cat around with a kitty I'm here to tell you gal to lay off of my man if you don't wanna go to Fist City Come on and tell me what you told my friends if you think you're brave enough And I'll show you what a real woman is since you think you're hot stuff You'll bite off more than you can chew if you get too cute or witty You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat a meal that's called Fist City If you don't wanna go to Fist City you'd better detour round my town Cause I'll grab you by the hair of the head and I'll lift you off of the ground I'm not a sayin' my baby is a saint cause he ain't And that he won't cat around with a kitty I'm here to tell you gal to lay off of my man if you don't wanna go to Fist City I'm here to tell you gal to lay off of my man you don't wanna go to Fist City And that is why I say it would make an awesome knuckle tattoo set for a girl. you win. that rules
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