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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:47 pm
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cheers!

I said I'd only do it for a week or so and I find myself still doing it all the time.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:05 pm
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hawkgirl wrote:
cheers!

I said I'd only do it for a week or so and I find myself still doing it all the time.


me too...any time i'm online. it's kinda nice though...i don't have time to read all the posts on here...i login, see spam, delete it, get bored...haha.

oh, and josh...that's not very cool. on other boards, that'd be enough to blacklist you based on you ip address...just so you know.



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:08 pm
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josh, add me on mariokart! i'll kick your ass twice as hard now, in the name of the spam-busting brigade.



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:20 am
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peej wrote:
We do have this. It's not bots posting the spam. People get paid by the post to sign up to message boards post some spam then never use that username again. It's kind of hard to prevent, even with IP blocking.


wow, if the rate is decent, that sounds like the easiest job ever.



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:34 am
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GiveBlood wrote:
peej wrote:
We do have this. It's not bots posting the spam. People get paid by the post to sign up to message boards post some spam then never use that username again. It's kind of hard to prevent, even with IP blocking.


wow, if the rate is decent, that sounds like the easiest job ever.


I'm pretty sure it's just a few pennies per post.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:54 pm
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i always imagine spamming "sweatshops" in developing countries. rows of people on message boards. then again i used to think chips/fries grew out of the dents (eyes?) in potatos.. i was little then. honest.



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:13 pm
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kelly wrote:
i always imagine spamming "sweatshops" in developing countries. rows of people on message boards. then again i used to think chips/fries grew out of the dents (eyes?) in potatos.. i was little then. honest.


I mentioned to my housemate that I thought in all honesty that chips were made by putting mashed potato through a playdoh type press that squeezed it out in long chip-shaped tubes that were then cut to length.. he stared at me for a second, then laughed his ass off :?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:11 pm
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kelly wrote:
i always imagine spamming "sweatshops" in developing countries. rows of people on message boards.


that actually is very possible. I know they do have "world of warcraft sweatshops" overseas. offices full of people on computers just running missions to make a ton of in-game money, then lazy US gamers use their credit cards to arrange to sell items in the game to the overseas guys for retarded prices.



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:09 am
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greg graffins sex face wrote:
kelly wrote:
i always imagine spamming "sweatshops" in developing countries. rows of people on message boards. then again i used to think chips/fries grew out of the dents (eyes?) in potatos.. i was little then. honest.


I mentioned to my housemate that I thought in all honesty that chips were made by putting mashed potato through a playdoh type press that squeezed it out in long chip-shaped tubes that were then cut to length.. he stared at me for a second, then laughed his ass off :?


Haha. Some cheap microwave chips are made like that i think, i had some once before and each chip was identical. I wonder if they make mccains homefries like that, cuz theyr way too fluffy in the middle to be normal chips. im a chip connoisseur. last year one of my housemates kept taking the piss out of my diet saying i eat too many chips. but i was like nige, you do ketamine on wednesday afternoons and think its normal, i dont do any drugs, i dont even smoke anymore, i barely drink, just let me have my fuckin chips :evil: haha. we used to argue over anything



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:33 am
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kelly wrote:
greg graffins sex face wrote:
kelly wrote:
i always imagine spamming "sweatshops" in developing countries. rows of people on message boards. then again i used to think chips/fries grew out of the dents (eyes?) in potatos.. i was little then. honest.


I mentioned to my housemate that I thought in all honesty that chips were made by putting mashed potato through a playdoh type press that squeezed it out in long chip-shaped tubes that were then cut to length.. he stared at me for a second, then laughed his ass off :?


Haha. Some cheap microwave chips are made like that i think, i had some once before and each chip was identical. I wonder if they make mccains homefries like that, cuz theyr way too fluffy in the middle to be normal chips. im a chip connoisseur. last year one of my housemates kept taking the piss out of my diet saying i eat too many chips. but i was like nige, you do ketamine on wednesday afternoons and think its normal, i dont do any drugs, i dont even smoke anymore, i barely drink, just let me have my fuckin chips :evil: haha. we used to argue over anything


Have you ever been to the chippy opposite the Camden Underworld by the tube station? I don't know if it's coz I'm always so drunk when I go there after gigs but I swear they do the best chips ever! I take it you're not back in Surbiton yet? If you are and are coming to Strike Anywhere tonight I'll take you there.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:35 am
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Have you ever been to the chippy opposite the Camden Underworld by the tube station? I don't know if it's coz I'm always so drunk when I go there after gigs but I swear they do the best chips ever! I take it you're not back in Surbiton yet? If you are and are coming to Strike Anywhere tonight I'll take you there.


Nah I havn't actually. I'm not in Surbiton till Saturday either. But I wanna try the best chips ever! I'll check it out one day. Whenever I'm in Camden I just eat noodles, I don't think I've ever eaten anything there that wasn't noodles. I love it though. When the women shout at you "NOODLE DARLING?" and if its around 6 oclock and you can persuade them to throw in a free can its a bonus



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:05 am
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kelly wrote:
TimmyUK wrote:
Have you ever been to the chippy opposite the Camden Underworld by the tube station? I don't know if it's coz I'm always so drunk when I go there after gigs but I swear they do the best chips ever! I take it you're not back in Surbiton yet? If you are and are coming to Strike Anywhere tonight I'll take you there.


Nah I havn't actually. I'm not in Surbiton till Saturday either. But I wanna try the best chips ever! I'll check it out one day. Whenever I'm in Camden I just eat noodles, I don't think I've ever eaten anything there that wasn't noodles. I love it though. When the women shout at you "NOODLE DARLING?" and if its around 6 oclock and you can persuade them to throw in a free can its a bonus


You guys are so weird/different...with all the dialect that makes no sense to yanks...it's so cool. I understand the Strike Anywhere part, but...
For instance, if I were to walk up to some woman here stateside and ask her "NOODLE DARLING?" or try to get her to persuade me for a "free can"...I'm not sure things would go quite the same.



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:10 am
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haha. the "noodle darling?" is the broken english of the chinese women selling noodles. thats what they always shout when i walk past. and i mean a free can of drink :P



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:35 pm
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Don't try and explain it, Kelly, you're definitely so weird / different. :D



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:31 pm
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haha im rare. im drunk again. fooooook



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