I know some kid who's knuckles read "PISS" and "HOLE". I've never asked questions

awesome, I thought I was the only juvenile that still did this.

I got dibs on Meet Fist, though everyone always wants to change it to meat fist.

BUNG TWAT

that just made me actually laugh

While Love And Hate seem like the ultimate for a thought full tatt...one of my favorites was an old crusty from back in the day (95) who was from Milwaukee who had GAME OVER on his...and a huge dragon on his head that came down in his face...I miss Mark.

"meat fist" is superior.
You could go for "hawkgirl". or "meat hawk".

take that
stay down
there are a lot of simple fight type things you could do
i'm sure there are as many mastrubatory things though

inya face

gina face

how about democrat. or zoophile

I wrote Perineum on a dude last night.
A friend of mine once wanted to get a falcon tattooed on his taint so he could consider himself captain of the perineum falcon.
It came down to either the falcon or "cannonball".
He ended up with neither. I was crushed.

over here we call it the gooch

I had a friend in HS and that was his nickname and I always wondered if he just didn't know what it meant. i mean I did at 17!

Hey. seriously, I might be drunk, but fuck you guys, come up with an eight letter word that's as horrible as BUNGTWAT. Fucking think about how horrible whatever a bungtwat must be. What is it exactly? I don't know. Just say it a few times out loud. Bungtwat. Bungtwat. Bungtwat . . . (shudder)

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