moving swiftly back to the subject of spam, check this 1 out that was in a thread i just pwned:

It seems like they're being really hammy about the whole thing, like, "Whelp, you two girls sure are in a bed, heh heh heh . . ." and they're all, "Oh, we're in a bed alright, he he he!" and he's like, "I think I have something in my pants for you . . ."

I've deleted that guy like 40 times ow, I'm over him.

to bring this thread back to metal, someone just told me that in this picture my dog looks "so metal"

thought I'd get the opinion of some avowed metalheads.

it's the teeth

its the hair in the eyes, trust me

he looks like the evil guy in the warriors.

plus cece whatever his name is from poison.

at least your dog doesn't do cocaine, i guess.

Haha, he does!

"Warrriors, come out and playeeeeyaaa!"

cult movies ist krieg

you pretty much rule

sad it took you so long to figure that one out. i'm the greatest, most humble person around.

hahaha

this is the story of my life

Uh..I can attest to this.

and, er, uh...hmmm...know what? other than a little age difference, I think you too would be a pretty cool couple.
just saying...good friends for sure at the very least.

aw, a porn gone matchmaking thread

its getting soft around here.