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| Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:15 pmPosts: 75Location: New Mexico. |
Sharpie or otherwise, I recall spending a good bit of time writing stupid shit on people's fingers. Further, I recall people writing stupid shit on mine. Weary, beleaguered, overwhelmed, and drunk, I started to run outta ideas.
This year, motherfuckers, I am prepared. 
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 Joined: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:47 pmPosts: 1002Location: Cranston, RI
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I call sugar tit!
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| Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:15 pmPosts: 75Location: New Mexico. |
pukeonthestreet wrote: I call sugar tit!
Sure thing, Sugartit! <3 |
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 Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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"Hand Jobs" is just BRILLIANT!
My fave real knuckle tatttoo ever is on my friend Rob Barnes that works at Anthem - "Stay Gold". I'm seriously considering getting that on my toes. Because having knuckle tats wouldn't go over at my gov job too well, and because Rob already has it on HIS knuckles. I'd ask him permission though still, and give him the honor of doing it.
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| Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:15 pmPosts: 75Location: New Mexico. |
GatoRanch wrote: "Hand Jobs" is just BRILLIANT!
My fave real knuckle tatttoo ever is on my friend Rob Barnes that works at Anthem - "Stay Gold". I'm seriously considering getting that on my toes. Because having knuckle tats wouldn't go over at my gov job too well, and because Rob already has it on HIS knuckles. I'd ask him permission though still, and give him the honor of doing it. A friend of a friend of mine just recently had "Root Beer" tattooed on her knuckles in an effort to get free root beer. I am told it worked. This makes think "free beer" across the knuckles is really fucking solid idea... |
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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hummmm, perhaps.
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| Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:15 pmPosts: 75Location: New Mexico. |
Now that I think about it, if the knuckle tattoo warrants free things, "Hand Jobs" would probably be the way to go...
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| Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:38 amPosts: 238Location: Chicago |
DICK SHIT
PARTYIN 08...08 one knuckle. BONE HEAD
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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Bong Mountain wrote: Now that I think about it, if the knuckle tattoo warrants free things, "Hand Jobs" would probably be the way to go...
Exactly 
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 Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:16 amPosts: 624Location: Western Australia
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I believe I requested the hand job..
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| Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:15 pmPosts: 75Location: New Mexico. |
greg graffins sex face wrote: I believe I requested the hand job..
It's like we're looking down on Fest 6...only...this isn't Fest 6. Isn't that weird? |
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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:25 amPosts: 547Location: Western Australia |
it doesn't look like you included PORK PIES on the list, unless i missed it. but that's a personal favourite.
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 Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:28 pmPosts: 2012Location: Massatwoshits
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I once met a dude with "Media Mail" tattooed on his knuckles. And then this other chick with "Malt Liqr". Those were the days...
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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:54 pmPosts: 316Location: Manchester-ish, UK |
Fest SEXX
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 Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:13 pmPosts: 638Location: Pembroke Pines, Florida, US
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the rocky ones are funny. the root beer thing is hilarious.
seeing "Jerk Wads" made me want to get "Zoidberg"
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