I love how this thread turned into a group discussion of my lack luster sex life. hahahaha

Hey, I'm entertained.

if she's cute, and you just wanna fuck, not actually date, then who cares what she listens to? Just don't talk about music.

I once went for so long without a girlfriend that when I fianlly got a chance, for 6 weeks I dated a girl who aside from her horrible taste in music was also just incredibly boring. That was a mistake. This would have would have relativley little hassle to deal with, unless she wants you to stick around.

I have some of the worst luck with women, and I can't believe you're turning this down. unless you're just not into casual sex, which is understandable. I wasn't either until about a year ago.

I'm into casual sex. Oh yes. I also discovered some pictures on her myspace of her wrist with 7 stitches in it. This calls for a hit and run.

crazy > boring

Well if that isn't ever a pathetic cry for help. Her pics, not you Josh. I guess if you're into C-R-A-Z-Y it would probably make for fun sex. But just be safe. I can't imagine a girl that wants to kill herself giving a shit about gets STDs.

please translate your new signature image.

Not that you have to understand what they are saying for it to be funny but:

They are speaking German. Krieg means war in German. I'm betting there are other people here that can translate the whole thing better than me though.

I get the idea they are mocking a song and/or band. Maybe Marduk since they have a song called Christraping Black Metal. If you care to hear the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeoSvH6OL6k

On the first lawn one, I think Rasenmaehen should be Rasen mähen. It is as if an American made the gif.

My best translation:

Mowing the Lawn is WAR!
Black Fistfucking Gardening is War!!
True Black Christraping Cooking is War!
Ping-Pong is Waaaaar!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

that's roughly what I thought.

I just now realized Christraping = Christ Raping.

"Gotta respect the condom."

ahhahah holy fucking shit that rules so hard. hardest I've laughed all day besides grading 6th grade papers.

I want to post this story somewhere so here it is:

I'm grading tests done by 6th graders about Ancient Egypt and one of my students wrote about the mummification process and stated this, with a lovely misspelling...
"They raped him with gold and jewelry"

sounds like an A+ paper to me

That sentence is dropped D. har har har.
funny before i said that though.

Just wanted to add that nobody fails a legitimate suicide attempt. everybody knows the things that would kill them for sure. having a bullet miss anything fantastic in your skull is the only exception i can think of.

Yea, it was totally across the street and not down the road. Not even all the way across either.