Okay.. so I decided to change the name of mine a while ago, and although I'm say 75% certain I have 'the one', I'm still interested to hear good ideas. So hit me with your suggestions.

Bear in mind I'm looking for a three-syllable maximum.. my old name was a seven-syllable nightmare, so no "Hattie Jacques' Pretentious Cheese Wog"s, cuz it ain't gonna fly. Ideally I want something punchy thats easy to say.. nothing worse than a mis-pronounced/hard to remember name.

GO!

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Also could be a band name, if anyone wants it it's yours. I'm good like that.

Doesn't adhere to your strict guidlines but it's worth it.

i liked black lesbian president, i've been pouring over the Fest 6 edition, but in terms of names i'm rubbish at that sort of thing, i usually come up with terrible puns, so i'll refrain from suggesting something

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So you met him last year then?

I second this

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I would buy that based on the name alone!

That's pretty witty and would sure make people pick it up.

It's like the old Man Eating Chicken carny sideshow trick. Everyone wants to see the chicken that heats human flash and when the curtains are pulled, there is a man eating fried chicken. Perfectly brilliant scam.