I have not eaten at Taco Bell since the early 90s when I got a bloody band-aide in my taco salad.

A big BLUE band-aide. You think they'd notice right?

Yea, they use bandages there. I never got it.

El Indio sucks dick.
Whoever says that this place is "good" has never had a good burrito.

For $5 even in NM you can get the best burrito youve ever fucking had....no burrito is even worthy of being called a burrito without green chile and that shit is only in NM motherfuckers! represent!


el indio falls under the "good FOR gainesville" category.

I still think tijuana flats is way better...even tho more expensive....they have a hot sauce bar....with hot sauce so hot you'll have a religious experience. I got the stuff they aren'tallowed to put out last time....i had to sign a waiver and they only gave me a tooth pick....i ate my friends too and put the hottest one they had out on it too...and let me tell you....that was awesome....the next day, however, was not. Ha.

I buy green chile at Stop & Shop yo.

Ryan's burritos will make you hibernate in the bathroom though.

Canned green chile just isnt the same though...you know this man. The new mexicans hoard all the good green chile to themselves and keep that shit inside the borders haha. They send out all the B-grade chile in cans of salty water...ewwwww. But seriously that canned stuff isn't even hot and almost just tastes like salt.

You're right, it isn't hot at all. I've bought it and often wondered why you'd rave about it so much. I always knew there had to be something more to it.

Ryan is right. New Mexico has the lock on the green chile. I live in Tucson but I work in Silver City,NM. I think last month was the green chile harvest and people in NM go and buy boxes and boxes of chiles. Enough to last em the whole year. Now i gotta disagree about the "no burrito is worthy of being called a burrito without green chile". I love green chiles but there are plenty of good burritos out there that don't contain green chiles. And by "out there" I mean in the southwest. I've yet to have good Mexican food outside of this region. It's one of the reasons I'll most likely never move away from here. If your in a city where you cant get a good burrito at 2 AM chances are that city isn't worth living in. At least not for me.

AMEN

i knew this conversation would somehow be taken over by people from AZ.

we have burritos the way the northeast has pizza.
i miss the pizza on the east coast. a lot.

last time I went to Tijuana Flats the shelf that holds all the hot sauce behind the register broke and so all the hot sauce bottles broke all over the place.
i felt really bad for all the employees because they were constantly coughing and it looked like they were all crying and stuff. it goes worse when they started cleaning it up, the place pretty much cleared out because no one could be in there without spazzing out from all the hot sauce

That's pretty intense.

I love TF's, but you can't really beat drive thru service at El Indio, as far as fast food goes... when you're in a rush.

I really wish someone would invent something like a Chipotle and TF crossover.

it sounds like you just did.