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 Joined: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:24 amPosts: 65
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I had to go to the doctor's office the other day. See, I was just standing there in the shower and, the next thing you know, I slipped and fell and a shampoo bottle went straight up my butt and I couldn't remove it myself. When I got to the doctor's office, the doctor pulled my medical file and we found old X-rays of the following items that were previously lodged in my anus:
1) Jay Buzzela's Microphone 2) Bill O'Reilly's New Book 3) Var's Star Wars Figures 4) Karl Rove AND Scott McClellan ("SWORD FIGHT!!!") 5) A Summer Squash 6) Gumby 7) An Apollo 11 Rocket Replica 8 (Former Director of Homeland Security) Tom Ridge's Forearm 9) Kim Jong Il's Whip 10) The Olympic Torch 11) Reverend Ted Haggard's Meth Stash 12) WMD's 13) I Can't Believe It's Not Butter 14) Stone Henge 15) Bill Dance's Bass Boat Let's Start A "Things That Have Gotten Stuck Up My Butt" Thread!
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gardening shears. ouch.
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| Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:55 pmPosts: 1315Location: FEST Board Troll |
TREE580's weiner
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 Joined: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:15 pmPosts: 791Location: Shit-cago
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Ha ha, you said "weiner."
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 Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:52 pmPosts: 2441Location: Gainesville, finally
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on "Americas Got Talent" last night you kicked off the decent country gir with the awful eyebrows, l and kept some retarded people, like the 4 year old. What's up with that?
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| Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:37 amPosts: 34Location: Battle Creek, MI |
You actually watch that show?
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| Joined: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:15 pmPosts: 791Location: Shit-cago
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Minus ten punk points.
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| Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:52 pmPosts: 2441Location: Gainesville, finally
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holyhounds wrote: You actually watch that show?
my mom watches it, I see little bits of it on my way to and from the ktichen. just enough to disagree with the judges.
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| Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:37 amPosts: 34Location: Battle Creek, MI |
Fair enough.
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| Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:55 pmPosts: 1315Location: FEST Board Troll |
anybody here into frotting?
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 Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:02 amPosts: 268Location: exeter, uk
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sawtooth wrote: anybody here into frotting?
should i ask? |
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| Joined: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:15 pmPosts: 791Location: Shit-cago
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot
Quote: Frot (French frotter, to rub) is male-male non-penetrative sex, where male partners engage in the rubbing of erect penis on erect penis, typically while in full-frontal embrace. Various other sexual positions for frot are of course possible.
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| Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:55 pmPosts: 1315Location: FEST Board Troll |
YOU COULDN'T FROT YOUR WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER BAG
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| Joined: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:15 pmPosts: 791Location: Shit-cago
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YOU COULDN'T FROT YOUR OWN FROTTER ON THE FROTTINGEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU HAD AN ELECRIFIED FROTTING MACHINE
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| Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:52 pmPosts: 2441Location: Gainesville, finally
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Danny Dickhead wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot
Quote: Frot (French frotter, to rub) is male-male non-penetrative sex, where male partners engage in the rubbing of erect penis on erect penis, typically while in full-frontal embrace. Various other sexual positions for frot are of course possible. huh, I had it confused with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frotteurism particularly the Japanese variety leapt to mind.
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