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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:05 pm
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Danny Dickhead wrote:
Tasty maybe (I don't get Sparks, but I hate energy drinks, too) but it lacks a certain . . . flair.


true. it's got nothing on cold coffee and vodka.
that's just straight to good business.

but damn if doesn't go well on a hot day in a fake coconut cup with a straw.



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:58 pm
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seriously though,the cheapest,nastiest bro-fuel by far is THUNDERBIRD.



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:51 pm
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sparkleshellster wrote:
but damn if doesn't go well on a hot day in a fake coconut cup with a straw.


Well, that's just a recipe for success, if I've ever heard one.



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:00 am
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i had a summer bout with steel reserve about 3 years ago. its all i drank.

it was alright.

i recently tried CRAZY HORSE


i just have no words for it



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:05 pm
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AveryChase wrote:
i had a summer bout with steel reserve about 3 years ago. its all i drank.

it was alright.

i recently tried CRAZY HORSE


i just have no words for it


I've had Crazy Horse, because I used to try almost any beer I just hadn't tried before. And the can was kitchsy. It really tasted about the same as PBR or schlitz.



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:33 pm
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A couple of mine and Danny's friends drove with me up to Detroit for a free They Might Be Giants show last year. We didn't have the money to stay anywhere overnight so we decided to play it by ear. So we get there with an hour to spare and head to the local liquor store which showcased a ROW of detroits finest homeless people already outside and drinkin. Even in the burbs of chicago you wont find so many people just openly drinking on a busy street, so that was cool. anyway, i cant remember exactly if the drink pictured is the one we drank, it was something like. Maybe it was Camo Gold XXX or something. But yeah 10.5% alcohol. We take them outside and we were gonna find an alley, but we saw a hobo reading a book and though to ask this chap. he used to work for a college radio station back in the day and met and followed Mudhoney for a time. We shared our Camo with him and man...we went to the show, standing in the aisles screaming the lyrics, most TMBG fans werent as enthusiastic. afterwards we got more, drank more, and had to climb a 20 ft ladder in an abandoned warehouse, where i saw a pile of his clothes and immediately passed out. the next day the dude showed us around detroit while we smoked, we gave him the last of our cash and took off. Detroit is a fun place, and Camo is not unlike drinking battery acid, but boy does it FUCK you up.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:56 pm
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Ben Blanks wrote:
A couple of mine and Danny's friends.....


I'm gonna guess that's the same stuff that made Danny throw beer bottles everywhere and yell at people for not liking Black Flag enough?


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:20 pm
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[quote="GiveBlood"][quote="Chewy_Almighty"]i seriously want someone to trade/sell/bring me some Natty Bo.


man natty bo seriously is some trashy stuff...maybe it was just that i was all fucked up from a plane ride but we bought a 40 of that shit and i had only a few sips before i got a headache ...but id totally drink it again out of respect for the murland party scene



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:14 am
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jeremy wrote:
Ben Blanks wrote:
A couple of mine and Danny's friends.....


I'm gonna guess that's the same stuff that made Danny throw beer bottles everywhere and yell at people for not liking Black Flag enough?


Pretty much. Camo is fucking murderous.



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:06 pm
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Living in the south west of England I've gotta mention the wonderful dirty traditional cider we brew here!

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Cheddar Valley Cider! My friends and I regularly like to take the Cheddar Challenge, how many pints can you drink before falling over or puking?


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:23 pm
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Danny Dickhead wrote:
jeremy wrote:
Ben Blanks wrote:
A couple of mine and Danny's friends.....


I'm gonna guess that's the same stuff that made Danny throw beer bottles everywhere and yell at people for not liking Black Flag enough?


Pretty much. Camo is fucking murderous.


I might be interested in drinking something with such a catchphrase.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:36 pm
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It tastes like malt liquor with gasoline and wine in it. I dunno, just go to a neighborhood where you can buy crack and you'll probably find Camo in the gas stations. If all else fails, I could bring some down, but you won't be happy about it in the end.



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:44 pm
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Danny Dickhead wrote:
It tastes like malt liquor with gasoline and wine in it. I dunno, just go to a neighborhood where you can buy crack and you'll probably find Camo in the gas stations. If all else fails, I could bring some down, but you won't be happy about it in the end.


But will it increase my love for Black Flag?


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:49 pm
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we just gotta figure out which band is going to play Nervous Breakdown this year (if someone just doesn't do a halloween black flag set) and bring all the Camo to that show for Danny


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:52 pm
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Camo doesn't increase your love for anything. It makes you a ball of vomit-filled hate.



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