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 Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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GatoRanch wrote: ohnodisaster wrote: mmmm. You were better off pissing on the floor. Man, that's WAY cleaner than the ones in the ladies at the Venue. Add piles of shit and toliet paper and feminine products to that. Barf. M'mmm good. Fest Stew!
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 Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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mackenzie..yeah, that guy wrote: GatoRanch wrote: ohnodisaster wrote: mmmm. You were better off pissing on the floor. Man, that's WAY cleaner than the ones in the ladies at the Venue. Add piles of shit and toliet paper and feminine products to that. Barf. M'mmm good. Fest Stew! Hummm, I wonder if I'd go on more real dinner dates if if I stopped talking about things like this so much?
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 Joined: Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:57 pmPosts: 45Location: Milwaukee,WI
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Last year on the first night of the Fest, my body couldn't handle all the whiskey, 5-hour energy, and being awake for 24+ hours. I ended up heckling We Vs the Shark, because I thought they were BTMI and they weren't playing any songs I knew. I then walked around shirtless slapping my nipples and telling people to check out the new BTMI shirt. After I explained all of this to a shitfaced Jeff Rosenstock, I had to listen to him sound like a nervous 12-year old boy trying to ask The Ergs! to tour/go on a date with him. It was cute. Also, does anyone remember the ginormous rainstorm the first night of Fest V? I had a blast running/swimming through every huge puddle I could find. I love being around so many ridiculous, drunk, and ridiculously drunk people.
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 Joined: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:34 pmPosts: 5
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GatoRanch wrote: dan_sapp wrote: At Fest 6 I went to stage dive hammered at the municipal waste show, and leaped passed the crowd into the circle pit and face planted and slid across the floor and it looked like i had serious rug burn across my face. I was up on stage helping with the skull beer bong (since my camera crapped out), and totally saw you do that!!!! Ouch. I don't think I've laughed harder at any show in my life. Not because you about cracked your skull... but because of the absolute chaos! I was honestly in tears because of their costumes alone. You tried to give the the skull bong with just beer in so i pour a sparks in it to and slammed it then someone stepped on my foot and busted my face on a dudes belt buckle.
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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EddyRage wrote: GatoRanch wrote: dan_sapp wrote: At Fest 6 I went to stage dive hammered at the municipal waste show, and leaped passed the crowd into the circle pit and face planted and slid across the floor and it looked like i had serious rug burn across my face. I was up on stage helping with the skull beer bong (since my camera crapped out), and totally saw you do that!!!! Ouch. I don't think I've laughed harder at any show in my life. Not because you about cracked your skull... but because of the absolute chaos! I was honestly in tears because of their costumes alone. You tried to give the the skull bong with just beer in so i pour a sparks in it to and slammed it then someone stepped on my foot and busted my face on a dudes belt buckle. Whaaa? I did or Dan did? Ouch.
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GatoRanch wrote: EddyRage wrote: GatoRanch wrote: dan_sapp wrote: At Fest 6 I went to stage dive hammered at the municipal waste show, and leaped passed the crowd into the circle pit and face planted and slid across the floor and it looked like i had serious rug burn across my face. I was up on stage helping with the skull beer bong (since my camera crapped out), and totally saw you do that!!!! Ouch. I don't think I've laughed harder at any show in my life. Not because you about cracked your skull... but because of the absolute chaos! I was honestly in tears because of their costumes alone. You tried to give the the skull bong with just beer in so i pour a sparks in it to and slammed it then someone stepped on my foot and busted my face on a dudes belt buckle. Whaaa? I did or Dan did? Ouch. d00d in wizard costume
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