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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:29 pm
User avatarJoined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
GiveBlood wrote:
Ash wrote:
4) See a crocodile/Gator


crocodile is highly unlikely. Gator is very doable.

some band I was hanging out with a while ago really wanted to go find an alligator. I think it was probably No Trigger, but it might have been Crime In Stereo, or somebody else entirely.


Every Fest I meet SO many people that want to see a gataor, and I've taken some to see them when I have the time.

But seriously people, drinking and getting too close to the gators is a REALLY BAD IDEA. Especially at night.

People have lost their dogs walking them too close to the lake on campus. And some people have been attacked too. And these things happened in the daytime.

Oh, and I was in the Santa Fe Zoo program and handled 50 some tiny gators daily, and even the ones under a foot have very sharp and strong jaws. So don't think that because it is smaller it is safer. One of those could get a digit, and a 5 footer could easily take off a limb.

Take it from my uncle, he lost his arm (but thankfully not his life) to a big ol FL gator, right in Gville:

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:38 pm
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SlothyFetus wrote:
3) See a fucking armadilla (i spent all Fest last year trying to fucking find one, and everyone kept saying 'there everywhere. just drive, they are dead on every road..' BUT NO ONE FOUND ME ONE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT).


You're only going to see a live Armadillo crossing a road on the outskirts of Gville in the early morning hours. That's when they are out looking for food.

Or if you have a litter born under your house like I did:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gato-ranch/2503136186/" title="Playing Tag with a Young Nine-banded Armadillo (Dasypus novemcinctus) by Gato Ranch, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2409/2503136186_306d5f4041.jpg" width="500" height="384" alt="Playing Tag with a Young Nine-banded Armadillo (Dasypus novemcinctus)" /></a>

And, no they don't carry leprosy guys. Urban Myth.



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:41 pm
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gully wrote:
SlothyFetus wrote:
3) See a fucking armadilla (i spent all Fest last year trying to fucking find one, and everyone kept saying 'there everywhere. just drive, they are dead on every road..' BUT NO ONE FOUND ME ONE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT).


I had one in my bathtub when I lived down there. She got hit by a car and I was going to bring her to a vet or the zoo at SFCC. But she died before I could get her there. So I set her adrift in the lake in this wooden crate I found. Kind of like a viking funeral.


I highly approve of the viking funeral Josh!



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:40 am
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oh my god i want to play with one! fuck! will someone not sleep one night with me and go out and find a pack with me?

also, viking funerals are the only way to go. i gave one to a hamster once and it really was the best goodbye ever.



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:35 am
User avatarJoined: Mon May 21, 2007 6:57 pmPosts: 1220Location: Kingston, UK
GatoRanch wrote:
TimmyUK wrote:
Get fucked up, find a nice girl and stay in Gainesville forever!


carly wrote:
my goal is to make a bunch of new friends and have lots of drinks.
and to possibly find myself a husband so i can stay there forever.


You two just NEED to meet!


If I'm not mistaken, Carly is from Australia and I'm certainly from London so not sure if the American authorities would see that as grounds for us to stay in Gainesville forever somehow. Nice idea though!


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:33 pm
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GatoRanch wrote:
Wicked Sketchy wrote:
GatoRanch wrote:
Wicked Sketchy wrote:
K80 wrote:
Goals:

Dress up like Chun Li for Halloween.
Recruit of a Street Fighter Posse.
Take a million photos this year.
Drink more.
Talk to more people.


shit we are going as the warriors, You should join our street fighting gang... Coney island all the way!


I'm excited about these costumes! I LOVE that movie.

WARRRIORS COME OUT AND PLA-YEEEE-AY!!!


It will be perfect because we will all sweaty, strung out looking and there will be no shortage of beer bottles.

you want in?


Sorry, thanks for the offer to team up with your crew but I have to go pretty much solo for the Fest most of the time to shoot bands. But that was awesome sweet of you! :D

Please tell me you are going as the "Lezzies" and are going to have guys dressed up as tough ass lesbians in your crew too!


I thought about going as the "lezzies" but I think that I need to rock the Warriors vest... and a drawn on plumes of chest hair.... it is calling me!

It just has to be.

So you watch out, nobody can fuck with the coney island cats. WARRIORS! :o



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:46 pm
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to not remember anything.

I'm going to have a helmet cam.


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Have a Boner The Whole Time!



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:08 am
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Fahqbwoi wrote:
Have a Boner The Whole Time!


So, are you wearing the Fest bikini again this year Josh?



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:15 pm
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have the best birthday ever
(my 21st is halloween!)


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:38 pm
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1. see a gator
2. have a Fest fling
3. party with different people
4. have breakfast
5. drink 8 times as much beer as last year
6. drink a little more whiskey
7. go swimming at 4 in the morning
8. only 3 hours of sleep a night. maybe.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:42 pm
Joined: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:12 pmPosts: 1Location: tarpon springs FL 727
i hope im doing this right, but
Fest 7 goals,
a couple years ago they had a scavanger hunt and me and my sister got everything on it and then realized we didnt have our wrist bands in the pics it sucked so if they one again this year i wanna do it right!


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:59 pm
User avatarJoined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:52 pmPosts: 2441Location: Gainesville, finally
Tonya wrote:
1. see a gator
2. have a Fest fling
3. party with different people
4. have breakfast
5. drink 8 times as much beer as last year
6. drink a little more whiskey
7. go swimming at 4 in the morning
8. only 3 hours of sleep a night. maybe.


I can help you out with most of those :wink:

but really, more hanging out is one of my big goals this year.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:06 pm
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I want to meet as many people as possible and see as many bands as possible!



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Meet someone from every state represented, confirm that Texas is the best.



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