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 Joined: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:35 pmPosts: 750Location: RVF'NA
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i shaved my beard into sideburns while on tour, now that it's half ass grown back in i just look crazy....or homeless.
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 Joined: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:47 pmPosts: 1002Location: Cranston, RI
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shit sucks mine grows in almost decent on one side of my face and the other side is left almost half filled, I think I need hair club for men for my face.
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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:25 amPosts: 547Location: Western Australia |
Chewy_Almighty wrote: kelly wrote: i also have beard envy because im a girl, maybe il start taking male hormones and come as a bearded lady? i've said it once, i'll say it again. anytime a girl gets jealous about the beard, grow your pits. it's twice the beard action.... Hahaha, I suppose it is. I might shave my head and glue my hair to my face. Maybe being half polish will pay off and i'll grow a beard anyway like a lot of eastern european women  fingers crossed.
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| Joined: Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:59 amPosts: 9Location: UK |
I remained in the US for a further two weeks after the Fest. Feeling less manly, for seeing all that facial hair in Gainesville, I decided not to shave for the remainder of my stay. Not having the testosterone to grow a full beard, I gave these a go:
<IMG SRC="http://a2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_83638b55b68513fb95fb89fab9671ea9.jpg"WIDTH=110 HEIGHT=150 BORDER=0> <IMG SRC="http://a742.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_ac1e72064158f8b38700ea3d2da530cd.jpg"WIDTH=120 HEIGHT=170 BORDER=0> <IMG SRC="http://photos-474.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v241/78/4/616365474/n616365474_2919662_2405.jpg"WIDTH=130 HEIGHT=90 BORDER=0> I'd love to grow a beard but just don't have it in me 
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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:54 pmPosts: 316Location: Manchester-ish, UK |
Middle 'taches get the thumbs up.
This is probably the most recent picture of me that illustrates some beardage, but it's bigger now. I struggle to keep it looking even vaguely like I give a shit, unfortunately. 
Look at that hairline, just fucking begging to recede. Bastard. |
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 Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:52 pmPosts: 2441Location: Gainesville, finally
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the cost of loving wrote: Middle 'taches get the thumbs up.
This is probably the most recent picture of me that illustrates some beardage, but it's bigger now. I struggle to keep it looking even vaguely like I give a shit, unfortunately. Look at that hairline, just fucking begging to recede. Bastard. it's the double edged sword of high testosterone. I can grow a gnarly beard, but for years my hair has been slowly receeding, and more quickly thinning. |
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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:54 pmPosts: 316Location: Manchester-ish, UK |
I knew it was the beginning of the end when some guy came upto me at an ATP a few years ago, thinking I was Cap'n Tim Harrington.
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 Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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ArtSA wrote: dan_sapp wrote: gully wrote: ArtSA wrote: I was thinking of a zapata stache...to solidify my mexican status  You have to wear the hat too I'm pretty sure. I say the whole outfit for halloween friday night. oh its already planned my friends. Who says the hero of the mexican revolution can't Fest? I am QUITE happy about this! I love all things mexican, just about. I'll probably stick to a Lucha Libre mask myself though.
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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iammattharris wrote: there should definatley be some beard/halloween hybrid cohesion type stuff going on.
i dunno what people could dress up as which includes integral facial hair, but it should definately happen. ideas please  Check out the costume/Halloween thread here: I EXPECT a costume contest, at least.
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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kelly wrote: i also have beard envy because im a girl, maybe il start taking male hormones and come as a bearded lady?
You should come as a bearded lady anyway, I love me some carnies. Especially the sideshow freaks. I saw some girls last year with glued on beards and staches. But if you did it with makeup and a dress that would be a true beareded lady!
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 Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:16 amPosts: 624Location: Western Australia
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dan_sapp wrote: When I try to grow a beard it just reminds me of that episode of beavis and butthead when they glued their pubes to their faces. "Damn, we're smooth."
this is my exact look, and i'm almost 25.
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| Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:25 amPosts: 547Location: Western Australia |
 ow yeaah
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| Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:16 amPosts: 624Location: Western Australia
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i totally reckon thats a dude in drag..
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 Joined: Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:27 amPosts: 1027
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hawkgirl wrote: When you don't recognize someone you've known for ages because they are either 1. clean-shaven for the first time all the way since they hit puberty or 2. managed to grow their first beard, its awesome.
I guess its not so awesome. Oddly enough, I think my manfriend read this and shaved his beard. I've never seen him as an adult (and he's in his mid-thirties now) without a full beard. I kept staring, hoping to recognize him. not awesome. |
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| Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:52 pmPosts: 2441Location: Gainesville, finally
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the cost of loving wrote: I knew it was the beginning of the end when some guy came upto me at an ATP a few years ago, thinking I was Cap'n Tim Harrington.
Les Savy Fav really needs to play The Fest. |
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