I think The Venue was AWESOME, mostly because I found they forgot to lock up the little area upstairs with the stripper poles, and there was a bunch of liquor left unattended....

Fuck, I forgot about the stripper pole area! I had to run out for cash once before D4 played and managed to prop the back door open with a rock and sneak back in past the line right before they went onstage. Fucking awesome. One of the best places to run around in and really good views and all that, you could just tell the staff were like "who the fuck are these people..."

Man, the toilets in the Venue were intense.

Fucking hilarious, I remember a room full of guys all holding up the bottoms of their jeans and standing tiptoed to avoid the inch deep shit and piss flood. My wife also got a pic of the word "Fest" written in (apparently) dirty toilet paper on the mirror of the ladies room.
Ah...good times.

I remember waiting in line for the bathroom thinking I was better off just pissing on the floor since I was standing in it

Thanks Jenna. I think Josh just started putting pieces of conversations with different people together and put it through the rumormill....then put my name on it...which is funny as hell, cause it's pretty obvious that I have no clue.

It was a joke that no one got apparently.

So did my girlfriend!



Those crazy ladies.

again, unlocked room upstairs, open bar, couches, and much nicer bathrooms.

I tried to walk Betzy, my wife into a bathroom up there and walked into a cloud of pot smoke and caught two people straight-up, stand-up fucking in the mirror. Best, oops moment of ever. Straight up sexy porn shit, you two...whoever you are.

sorry dude. nobody takes me seriously and it was the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

I know better than to seriously say something that incriminating.

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Say it out loud and leave it alone.