best Fest quotes

in context, out of context, overheard, whatever

one of my many...

"shut up scott...like you drank everything"

overheard in a gentle voice over my shoulder at the Atlantic

"nice tat, love" in a very Scottish accent.

I turn to see the tallest, beefiest biker looking Fester I've ever seen in my life. I am not short, but was looking up for a mile, I swear.

Best part is, its a dandelion tattoo. fag! hahaha

A very Scottish accent? I thought we were the only Scots there. What an interesting development.

"I forgot how much gratuitous male nudity was involved with Hot Atomics" --Tim from Humanoids after seeing our Holiday Inn pictures.

I was hoping something like this would come up. I don't even know why I didn't think of it myself. On the last day of Fest 6 there was this house party that Radon was supposed to play. Me and quite a few of my friends went down there and no one would let us in. Planes was supposed to play as well, but they left because they thought it was bullshit. Their reason was, "You can't come in unless you know someone that lives here". Var couldn't even get in LOL. But anyway, after almost getting into a rumble with the gate keeper, Billy (Bing's brother) decides he needs to shit, so I suggest he shits right in their driveway. So while Billy's shitting in the driveway he realizes that he has nothing to wipe his ass with. So again, I suggest he wipes his ass with the fucked up Fest coozie he was wearing like a sweatband on his forearm. So while Billy's doing this, a few kids walk past him and casually ask him "What's up? to which Billy responds "Wiping my ass with a coozie!" LMAO And that was my quote of Fest 6.

Ha!!!! Your friend pooped on my friends' driveway!

Oh, and Radon did play (an acoustic set). This is the same house where the kids drove up over the rock wall.

"Never waste a boner. Never trust a fart." -Someone on stage over the past 6 years.

"Do you know how to fix this"
- a dude holding up a bag of wet cocaine in the holiday inn pool bathroom

Kenny you are an enormous biker.

It's something I've recently found myself having to come to terms with.

"Gimme some of whatever meat you got, then some of the fried shit on the side. Take whatever kind of meat there is, and whatever you fry - I know you fry something - and put it on a plate and give it to me!"

That was me, in the Jamaican restaurant, after the LSD wore off and the whiskey kicked in, sometime before Naked Raygun at Fest 6. I'm sure what I actually said was much less coherent. The dude did give me a plate of delicious food, including some meat with some fried shit on the side. Not literal shit, mind you, but edible foodstuffs of indistinguishable origin.

Haha, i remember hearing about that dude asking that over the weekend. I remember someone asking me sunday night while we were finishing a keg on the 3rd floor of the holiday inn "Do you think i could ride this luggage cart down all the stairs into the lobby?" and then all i heard was crashing and the hitting of a wall in the stair well. Needless to say i don't think he made it.

I was wandering around the Holiday Inn with my video camera
"Hey are you filming for The Fest stuff!?! come check this out my friends going to pee all over the hotel, do it dude you'll be famous!"

sadly enough he backed out

walking by five star pizza and the dude sitting out in the front asked my friend and i, if we wanted some pizza. we were like naw man.
he just gave us this knowingly knowing stare and said.
"you'll be back"
3hrs later and alot drunker, it was the best pizza the entire Fest.
i love that man.

i LOVE this thread. time to revive it. i'm too tired this morning to think of any funny Fest quotes though. Just thought I'd bring it back to the surface.

BRING ON THE QUOTES!