Swapping scar stories is generally entertaining.
Swapping stories about ourselves or our friends getting entertainingly drunk and peeing in/on funny places is more or less the same.

That said, what sort of gloriously drunken and ill-advised debauchery have we all participated or witnessed at Fest?

Last year at the Fest, during the late night pool party, I witnessed a sauced Ryan do a flip into the pool. He accomplished removing his underwear during the flip and hitting the water naked. Something I'm sure most couldn't do sober. Then Lil' Mike of Static Radio getting Arrested

That fucking pool.
Immediately after check-in, I walked to that pool and witnessed a dude dip his balls in a bucket of ice water.

Chase, abusing a drink pass at Sidebar, scrambling on stage during New Bruises set and proceeding to ramble into the mic incoherently while they continued to play. this prompted a couple friends (Jonny C and Dan Sapp?) to de-pants him and not allow him to pull them back up until he lumbered off stage. horrifying.

I came back to a friend's hotel room to the girl he was staying with naked, unconscious, and covered in vomit on top of the bed. I wrapped her up in the covers and carried her into the bathroom.

Another girl I was supposed to meet at Fest took a bunch of lortab and put herself in a coma. It took me most of a day to convince her friends to take her to a hospital, what with the coma and all. They weren't going to take her on the grounds that they "didn't want her to get in trouble with her parents". She was airlifted to Tampa and sat in a coma for 5 days.

Ahhhhhh, horrifying stories!

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Last day of the Fest after the after-show at Wayward, I walked over to a nearby party a friend was having at her house.

It was nearing 5am and the gate had been closed from people she didn't know coming in at this point, when two guys knocked asking desperately for help.

Seems that they lodged their car on top of a rock wall in the parking lot across the street. One guy swore that was where they drove in and so they were trying to back out the same direction.

I convinced a bunch of my guy friends yo help. They lifted their car off of the rock wall while my friend Jen took charge of steering the car away from the very packed parking lot.

Those guys REALLY shouldn't have been driving to begin with. I hope that got home OK.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gato-ranch/2249998030/" title="Car vs Rock Wall (Wreck) - Fest 6 by Gato Ranch, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2024/2249998030_849a6ec50c.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Car vs Rock Wall (Wreck) - Fest 6" /></a>

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I broke my hand at Fest five during brain worms(on the first night of Fest) and refused to ice it and just kept cold beer on it all weekend. At Fest 6 I went to stage dive hammered at the municipal waste show, and leaped passed the crowd into the circle pit and face planted and slid across the floor and it looked like i had serious rug burn across my face.

I was up on stage helping with the skull beer bong (since my camera crapped out), and totally saw you do that!!!! Ouch.

I don't think I've laughed harder at any show in my life. Not because you about cracked your skull... but because of the absolute chaos! I was honestly in tears because of their costumes alone.

Last day of the Fest after the after-show at Wayward, I walked over to a nearby party a friend was having at her house.

It was nearing 5am and the gate had been closed from people she didn't know coming in at this point, when two guys knocked asking desperately for help.

Seems that they lodged their car on top of a rock wall in the parking lot across the street. One guy swore that was where they drove in and so they were trying to back out the same direction.

I convinced a bunch of my guy friends yo help. They lifted their car off of the rock wall while my friend Jen took charge of steering the car away from the very packed parking lot.

Those guys REALLY shouldn't have been driving to begin with. I hope that got home OK.
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hmm...i was there at that party and vaguely remember something about a car. i just remember the ridiculousness of trying to get into the backyard. months later i attended some sort of get together there after the 'secret' HWM show back in January.

I have a skull beer funnel I've been saving for the Fest.

last year, i abandoned a cute girl i was hanging with to go see Municipal Waste/Paint It Black ... those bands played awesomely (so that was only kind of a fuck-up) but then later that night i was invited to the hotel party, on my way over though i decided to swing by my friend's place to pick up booze and instead ended up falling asleep on the couch

at the Fest 4 or 5 (whichever it rained at), i slipped in a big puddle while holding a box of five-star... the pizza lived, my butt not so much

It was Fest V. Another good Ryan story is during Fest V he swam in probably the same puddle and got chiggers! I gotta do some crazy shit this year so I don't have to talk about Ryan all the time.

My biggest Fest 6 fuck-up was convincing myself I didn't want to go until uh, about a day beforehand - when it was too late to do anything about it.

No such mistakes this year, my friends..

When some friends and I were walking down the street at 3am and they were play fighting like crazy and a ninja pulled onto the sidewalk in his car and regulated. We were drunk as hell so maybe we didn't notice butd I swear this guy came out of nowhere dressed in full ninja getup. It was amazing.

Yeah, that set was so out of hand, and so much fun, but that face plant was pretty awesome.