No Truth Lies is lookin to for a house party or somethin to play during Fest. We were supposed to play the Cabin (or whatever it's called) w/ New Bruises last year, but, um, our singer disappeared. We're coming up from Tampa anyways, so any sort of shit would be tight.


www.myspace.com/notruthlies

Why should we take a chance booking you when you, um, couldn't even show up last time?

Hey, so long as my drummer won't have to hopefully play two sets within three hours that day (he did last time w/ VaginasoreJr.), but you have a good point. Not that I was happy that we couldn't play last time.

email is notruthlies@gmail.com

How 'bout we set up a house party at a fake address and then when you can't find it, you'll say, um, the house disappeared.

That sounds spectacular. Sign us up!

Matt is a lying bag of crap. I, the "singer," was sitting next to him as we were informed that our drummer was too hung over to play. C'est Le Fest.

I gave anal warts to Guest #1's grandmother.

I say your all lame cause I was just as hung over and still managed to hand out bottlerockets and fire crackers @ the cabin and I was up late with crack heads drinkin' my crazy chili pepper vodka the night before.

Yeah, but Josh, you like little boys.

I like to blame all our problems on our singer. Even if he never deserves it.

I dont like little boys... I like you... will you be my valentine?